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| We've got another year of this Siriusly stupid Beth who thinks these creepy selfies are modeling gigs. But then who else could Howard Stern ever get than a fruitcake missing her nuts. |
We also hope that Santa will deliver Howard and Beth Stern a life in 2018 since they do absolutely nothing unless it involves a bunch of bogus felines that pose as homeless animals so they appear to be nice people in case the other horseshoe drops and we find out the truth.
But we know Howard is not going anywhere, ever. He is determined to keep boring his fan for the coming years as he fights with his Siriusly closeted honchos over working more days in 2018 while Howard will have a meltdown if it doesn't fit with his numerology schedule since he can't function unless the numbers are right. Howard's feeling pretty confident right now in that bulletproof wig and he thinks he's covered if anything negative comes out in the press since he sees his psycho doctor regularly as well as loving those cats since involving himself in a real charitable cause like amfAR would cost him a lot of money. With this cat stuff, he just collects money from rich suckers in the Hamptons who are slowly turning into pillars of salt. Everyone knows that poor Howard is anchored to a steady paycheck and could never face being stuck in the Hamptons hellhole with that apparent weirdo he married. Beth actually thinks it's her job to post dozens of photos per day of a bunch of cats with photos of herself stuck in there randomly modeling dumb cat clothes or showing off her latest giant padded bras and wig acquisitions as she proves day in and day out her existence means nothing.
But we know Howard is not going anywhere, ever. He is determined to keep boring his fan for the coming years as he fights with his Siriusly closeted honchos over working more days in 2018 while Howard will have a meltdown if it doesn't fit with his numerology schedule since he can't function unless the numbers are right. Howard's feeling pretty confident right now in that bulletproof wig and he thinks he's covered if anything negative comes out in the press since he sees his psycho doctor regularly as well as loving those cats since involving himself in a real charitable cause like amfAR would cost him a lot of money. With this cat stuff, he just collects money from rich suckers in the Hamptons who are slowly turning into pillars of salt. Everyone knows that poor Howard is anchored to a steady paycheck and could never face being stuck in the Hamptons hellhole with that apparent weirdo he married. Beth actually thinks it's her job to post dozens of photos per day of a bunch of cats with photos of herself stuck in there randomly modeling dumb cat clothes or showing off her latest giant padded bras and wig acquisitions as she proves day in and day out her existence means nothing.
Who on this planet gets up every single day and actually uploads multiples photos all day long and into the evening every day, every single day of their lives, to Instagram and thinks she has fans who need to see Beth & Cat photos every single day? Even if you thought you needed to see 50 photos of the same cats, you do not choose the cats to adopt, Beth does. She does her drive-by limo drop of these wild cats and sets up a playground in her Hamptons hell nest that will not exist in most normal persons' homes. So when they arrive at your house filled with normal furnishings and decor, the cats race up the curtains and skid along that coffee table and scratch up your couch looking for those cat shelves Beth has nailed to her walls in the kitten foster room at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. The whole gimmick just shows you the scrambled brains of Howard Stern who thought up this mess to keep his mess out of his mess in New York.
As exclusively reported by this blogger, Beth has not been seen in public in the Hamptons this past summer season having an alcoholic beverage and she still has not shown up on her media sites with any booze in her hand. So she is in a tizzy with facing xmas and New Year's sans a DRINK and is panicking while Howard hopes to ditch the sea witch and dump her at the Florida Facelift Fortress with the O Family while he skates back as usual to spend the holidays with his side of the family.
As exclusively reported by this blogger, Beth has not been seen in public in the Hamptons this past summer season having an alcoholic beverage and she still has not shown up on her media sites with any booze in her hand. So she is in a tizzy with facing xmas and New Year's sans a DRINK and is panicking while Howard hopes to ditch the sea witch and dump her at the Florida Facelift Fortress with the O Family while he skates back as usual to spend the holidays with his side of the family.
But it's a mystery as to what happened to lead Beth down the path of apparent sobriety. Is there something Howard Stern has to hide about his rarely vertical nobody he got stuck with? Oh, we loved the Alec Baldwin interview Howard conducted this week on his reaper radio show where they each compared the pros they got stuck with as we wonder who their agents were and what was in the suitcase that each leftover gal selected [ha ha ha, allegedly an agent for these D List girls trolling around NY is a guy with an engagement ring and a contract]. But Howard and Alec were each trying to outdo each other since they both have ex-wives they are trying to make jealous with these unknown girls with the faces that range from ugly to plain who are on the make for an aged idiot to make them famous and get them the dumb book deals and red carpet deals and junk jewelry deals, on and on, yet at least Hilaria Baldwin made sure she got a bunch of Trust Fund kids to keep her happy and wealthy her entire life [all looking like they came from the same Martian egg donor], no matter what Alec does yet Beth is not so secure with her future as we wonder what she's got on Howard other than a strap-on.
We love these Christmas card ideas that the Sterns' are pondering this year since we just can't wait to see what photoshopping disasters come out of the scrambled brains of Howard Stern.
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| Beth has stated that in the past that SHE needed $8 million to fund a feline adoption center at the North Shore Animal League yet they recently published a press release stating they actually raised $16 million. So Beth apparently was collecting the $8 million for her own purposes via her foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends. Photo of Beth Stern's head was taken from DAWGSHED.COM |
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| 🎄🎅 Merry Christmas to all the illuminated ones and we promise to come up with a viable fetus in 2018. xxooxx - Howard & Beth Buttinsky 🎄🎅 |
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