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Saturday, December 16, 2017

The Oracle

It might not be widely known, but Dame Beth-Man is sought after for her unique abilities and has been bestowed the title of "The Oracle" in some circles. So how much fun would it be to list a few predictions for 2018?

I am frequently contacted by persons from the well-known Howard Stern message boards like Dawgshed.com and get various requests that I blog about one thing or another. If you know the Da Vinci Code, you will get through to me and you might get your comment printed on this blog or a request granted. Otherwise, sorry, but I am too busy for bullshit.

Predictions are also called Guessology, so here we go:

Prediction: Donald Trump will divert a nuclear attack from Kim Jong-un and be honored and rewarded as a hero to the U.S. and will raise his frequency level a hundredfold ensuring his reign for two terms as President. The original dictator is long dead from a chronic kidney ailment and his replacement is friends with The Don and has financial interests in the West. So let the staging begin with anticipation of a wild ride throughout 2018.

Prediction: $cientology will no longer actively recruit celebrities. They are basically left open to too much public scrutiny when they piss off a star Scientologist. To avoid this, they have paid for a few recent Scientologists to receive industry awards like the Emmy or Golden Globe awards to satisfy their celebrity centre faction of the group. Since they have funded the Scientologist JK Rowling and her huge book deals, they really have no use for the average celebrity trolling around Hollywood or some celebrity wannabe ranting and raving from bow to stern about what happened to their TV deals since getting kicked off the airwaves a few years ago. Hey, the deal was done. Stop bothering Xenu, okay? 

Prediction: Beth Ostrosky Stern will continue to make a prize ass out of herself on her Instagram Show and re-post dozens of old photos passing them off as new while continuing to shill for that death camp called the North Shore Animal League and that enabler of animal abuse and death at movie and TV studios called the American Humane Association. This is all a desperate attempt on Beth's part to garner the attention of this blogger while her husband Howard Stern neutralizes message boards that feed Howard's ego that Beth is considered a supermodel who chose Howard Stern. What other prizes does Howard have? Nothing but an award from a bankrupt, out of business, and demolished videotape store and a movie studio prop helmet never used in the film "Iron Man".

Prediction: Howard Stern's Siriusly in trouble satellite radio service has admitted defeat by fighting to go to a video streaming service. The audio-only system is a failure since we've got what's called free radio. 2018? More desperate attempts at salvaging an outdated service with an outdated radio DJ who does nothing but pay for press items while desperately trying to explain how and why he's financially supported a male companion for more than 26 years that is about 8 years younger than Howard.


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Beth gets tired of this blogger being right all the time and had to address her no wine or liquor references or photos of herself with a drink in her hand since at least July of this year as pointed out by this blogger, because she has been on the wagon. Oh, she thinks that by suddenly mentioning wine on her Instagram after not mentioning it for five months, somehow makes this blogger wrong about her. Well it doesn't, does it? Care to predict how long it will take Beth to get out of her out-patient therapy treatment? Umm, I predict another six months of sobriety for Miss Cartwheel showing her underpants to partygoers.

WHY does Beth need a glass of wine? Why not HAVE a glass of wine? Why no wine for the whiny wife of Howard Stern? 



Beth still has not posed with wine or liquor since at least July 2017
[if not longer] which only reinforces this bloggers'
assumptions about Beth's consumption.


Beth O'Phony continues to post old photos of herself and pass them off as new on her stale Instagram site since the woman does nothing and doesn't have content to fill her defunct website, let alone any of her media sites. 











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