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Thursday, November 16, 2017

Back...But Not For Long

Filed under: Howard the idiot is out of ideas. 

These past few weeks, Howard Stern, the satellite radio dead weight, managed to shit on his dad and on Sulu.

Howard has been appearing on Beth Stern's Instagram (IG) show "The Real Housewife of Instagram" impersonating his father Ben Stern, as a pile of shit emoji. I think Howard Stern has finally revealed his true feelings about his dad and it's disturbing. His anger about being stuck on a burnt out satellite has finally seeped through that wig glue and hit his peanut brain.  


Bald Ben Stern is on the left and Howard is
perched under his weaved wig on the right.
Since last week, Howard selected a pile of shit emoji to impersonate his father and imitate his voice. How disgustingly low can Howard get? Well he's angry since he has been mothballed again and kicked off TV again and fell off the end of the judges table at NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) in 2015, a scripted reality game show, a TV show he never would have gotten had he not sued his employer and they had a deal with NBC as cross-promotion since NBC's Today Show is on Sirius satellite radio, and some of the SiriusXM people are also on TV like Andy Cohen or they get movie voice-over work like Joel Osteen. Simon Cowell had gone on record stating he only wanted Howard as a guest judge, but Simon was not available anyway to take over AGT on a permanent basis until 2016. 

Howard is now a disgruntled moth eating away at the SiriusXM budget with the Stern channels [Howard 100 and 101] sucking Sirius dry since they do not pay for themselves and it's why Sirius packs the Stern channels with tons of commercials and requires Stern to sit home about 8 week days a month to save on operating expenses.





Now you know how Howard really feels about his dad. Howard's got that phony crying jag he does on his radio show wanting everyone to feel sorry for him and talks about how he wants his daddy's support and approval and he never got it growing up. Well, now he is portraying his father as a piece of shit, just like those pseudo doctor's appts, all bullshit when he just needs diet pills, estrogen, and Tab while pretending to seek therapy as a giant cover and alibi in case Howard is ever caught with a dewy young thing hanging from the balcony of his private residence somewhere near Katie Lee's kitchen and far away from the Pittsburgh Pariah who can't wait to get back to her Florida Facelift Fortress & Cat Prison Camp to prep for her big annual appearance at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) Beth Awards coming up next month. It's that tiresome annual event Howard created to force people to praise his horsey for prancing around on a stage while everyone has to throw money at the table dancer for her foundation Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) that has collected dough for the past four years and hijacks funds giving a fraction of nothing to NSAL to build an invisible cat adoption center that Beth has been publicizing also for four years and it never appears.

Yep, that is what Howard thinks of his dad, he views him as a piece of shit while saying all sorts of dumb comments on Beth's IG show as that emoji. Beth the Bimbo thinks it's funny too, as she publicizes it everywhere she can hoping to gain more followers with dents in their heads since she wishes Stern's parents had both kicked the can years ago since they are sucking up a portion of her fortune once Howard earns his wings in the underworld selling pitchforks where he belongs.

After portraying his father in such a demeaning fashion, we find that Howard Stern SET UP The Great Sulu, George Takei, to incriminate himself in a not funny SKETCH scripted by the Stern show writers and it proves what a profound underhanded sneaky bastard Howard Stern really is. He has always been jealous of George's fame and his appearances on his radio show and Howard hopes George will never be back. That is the Howard Stern in a nutshell. He thinks he is on the verge of TV and movie stardom at the old fart age of 63 [he looks 70 with a facelift] when he is headed for the mothball underground as he throws George under the bus.

Howard punked George Takei in an unfunny SKETCH and hung him out to dry. In that sketch that aired last month on Stern's satellite radio show, Stern wanted to know about George's sexual conquests and if he was the aggressor and wanted details. Since that sketch aired, a former male model accused George of drugging him and trying to molest him back in 1981, something George denies ever doing. 

Suck it Stern, you have always hated George hogging your spotlight on your stale satellite radio show. How pathetic you are along with that laughing hyena you married. 



Since moving to satellite, Howard Stern has systematically emptied his studio where only he is the sole on-air personality and has wanted no sidekick since Artie Lange was evicted and then Robin only appears when she has dinner reservations in the city. Howard has fired everyone else or has sent them into the back office or has them hide behind opaque barriers inside the studio where Howard broadcasts his dull scripted satellite radio show about 12 days per month with the nonstop advertising since the Stern channels [Howard 100 and 101] are losers financially and do not take in enough revenue to fund that loudmouthed jerk's annual salary and he always gets his annual budget adjustments downward into the pit of despair.

www.facebook.com/thehowardsternshow/



Howard's satellite radio sidekick Robin Quivers [who Howard stated he made funeral arrangements for after her major operation to remove a giant tumor from her body after swallowing Dr. Roni's advice] is currently in training walking everywhere since she will be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade next week as a giant piece of shit and she needs to be sure she can walk all those miles on the parade route. She ran the NY City Marathon before she started dying of staged cancer, right? So she's back in black and will be ready for her big appearance as a floater. Hey, Howard can portray his father as a piece of shit, so why can't Robin be a piece of shit too?

Robin Quivers stated on the stale Stern satellite
radio show that she is walking 15,000 steps per day. 
She must be so happy to get the Macy's gig next week since
she needs to earn extra dough to bake in that oven.
A recent photo of Robin appeared on Howard's show website
and she was sans her wig because it accidentally fell
into her fusilli pasta and she ate it.


When Howard was kicked off TV as a judge on "America's Got Talent" in 2015, Beth was kicked off Extra TV as a roving reporter and host, and apparently her books and calendar businesses have ended too. And she was so sure Howard would get her that calendar gig with NSAL for 2018. She has only hung onto the Hallmark Channel as a shill for their depressing lineup of shows directed at the Robin Quivers type who can't leave the house but walk 15,000 steps back and forth to the pantry. 

Beth has only hung onto the awful annual kitten torture bowls aired on Hallmark that can barely beat in ratings a video loop of fish swimming in a bowl for Nat Geo Wild playing opposite the Super Bowl, and shills for the Hero Dog Awards that airs on the Hallmark Channel that is blackballed by every celebrity not employed by Hallmark since the Hero Dog Awards is a concoction of Lois Pope, Miss Socialite Wannabe, to promote the American Humane Society that sells certs to Hollywood to say no live animals were harmed during filming as press reports show that when the cameras aren't rolling, pets are starved to death sitting in cages waiting for their cue while others were carted off the set dead as in horses used in a canceled HBO show called "Luck". 


Beth needs to stop
showing her face if she wants
permanent work on TV.
Beth is at ground zero in her fame quest as this blogger winds down since I refuse to keep talking about Beth's big bottoming out of her big bottom career going nowhere. I have pretty much said it all on this blog and Banshee Beth needs to start screaming again at her meal ticket to get her something NEW on TV, a regular series, something, or she will find no one to blog about her and just leave it to people on Stern's payroll to provide comments praising her on articles posted on the Internet that Stern pays for. Beth is so proud of her Snatch & Dump kitty cat gimmick where she accepts donations to her BFF foundation that has done nothing with the money she collects but hands off a few dollars to NSAL to help fund Beth's salary as their spokesperson. So you see, all donations to the BFF foundation funnel back to Beth one way or another aside from that bogus cat adoption center Beth keeps collecting money for that never gets built at NSAL. 

Even the go-to site for everything about Howard and Beth Stern have exposed them for basically doing nothing, it's called Dawgshed.com. They still have a Howard Stern forum and talk about the show and sometimes this blogger will post comments from that site that are interesting.

Everyone in this life has been harassed except Howard Stern since even perverts can't stand him. I know he has some bizarre story from his stupid childhood about being groped or something, but who knows what lurks in the frizzy weave of a desperate homebody that has to watch TV to get paid in plugs that he can weave into that balding square head of his.

Howard and Beth are so jealous of real celebs and their harassment stories by directors, actors, and movie moguls, they are desperate to prove Beth was harassed to insert herself into current headlines across the nation. Beth has always whined to Howard about why she never became a famous model in Sports Illustrated or Playboy magazine or starred in a huge motion picture because she said she was harassed and people were jealous of her so she decided to settle down for good and marry a misogynist. Yes, Howard mentioned it on his stale satellite radio show that his [pariah] wife was harassed all the time as a famous [unknown] model. Maybe it's time to do some dealing with the Devil if Beth thinks she is on the brink of stardom at 48 years old.


Bet you didn't know Beth had two engagement rings, the smaller one is shown here
in this photo with tiny diamond wedding bands. Remember her
original engagement ring is that big square retail one with the pasted diamonds.






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