In 2014, the Hallmark Channel's Kitten Bowl was first aired starring their star no-lister Beth Stern to host the event featuring a bunch of scared kittens being chased around a studio with cat toys thrown at their heads trying to get them to play-on-demand for a camera with the final product being just a bunch of cats on a continuous video loop and they called it a TV show. Beth has hosted the Kitten Bowl and other bowls suitable for a janitorial cleaning service for the Hallmark Channel since 2014 because there is no stopping Beth unless the Hallmark Channel decides to kill itself. Heaven help the good witch who is assigned to fire Beth. I want to see that on a Hallmark holiday TV movie special.
Also in 2014 was when the Hallmark Channel got STUCK WITH BETH to host the annual American Humane Association's (AHA) Hero Dog Awards in Los Angeles, featuring a bunch of D-List aged celebs from the Hallmark Channel stable of hags who regularly appear in their cable TV shows and made for TV movies. Beth hosts the show along with that bizarre James Denton who allegedly has more skeletons in his closet than a graveyard. At least he opted out of the Scientology Hair Piece Studio System for Men since he allegedly uses that spray filament filler instead.
How HILARIOUS was it that no one knew that Beth was the co-host of the Hero Dog Awards along with James Denton. He was not her date for the evening - ha ha ha - as if Princess Pariah needs a date for the evening with Howard on that bullhorn making sure his wifey didn't need her giant glasses this time around, but got cue cards the size of a billboard so she could read her script from the stage sans those glasses perched on her huge fat nose job.
How HILARIOUS was it that no one knew that Beth was the co-host of the Hero Dog Awards along with James Denton. He was not her date for the evening - ha ha ha - as if Princess Pariah needs a date for the evening with Howard on that bullhorn making sure his wifey didn't need her giant glasses this time around, but got cue cards the size of a billboard so she could read her script from the stage sans those glasses perched on her huge fat nose job.
9-16-17 Hero Dog Awards featuring poor disabled dogs that they drag to this useless annual event. |
9-15-17, Beth wears her Otis the Drunk hat pointing at photos by Howard Stern of her cats Charlie Chunk [deceased] and Leon Bear [next up to bat for the grim reaper Beth]. |
9-15-17, Money Bags Maloof points to her dog on the AHA rescue mobile bus that will sit parked somewhere until a disaster happens in CA and someone has to pay the mobile gas bill. |
Beth never heard of the AHA or attempted to support any service dog association before she was hired to host the awards show and was paid to attend. Suddenly, a shot at a TV appearance made Beth a big dog activist while Howard Stern Buchwalsky gets on the horn to badger people to hire Beth. Well, the only taker was the loser Hallmark Channel as we wait for Beth's big Instagram show to be made into a cable TV series. I guess we won't hold our breath for that to happen.
9-15-17, when everyone stared at the new AHA mobile bus in L.A. They all trotted to the AHA Hero Dog Awards on 9-16-17 to pat themselves on the back. |
Miss Jackson snubbed the AHA Hero Dog Awards and instead supported the Wags and Walks 7th Annual Benefit Gala in Beverly Hills on 9-16-17. |
So where was that new supermodel A-Lister Miss Jackson? Oh, only at another animal event on Saturday, 9-16-17, snubbing Miss Beth's dog awards show.
You remember Miss Jackson. The supermodel who just signed with the celebrity super agent and power manager Arnold Stiefel. Gosh, how come Paris didn't sign with the Stern/Buchwald Agency featuring a stable of aged hagathas and fat child stars? It's a mystery.
Paris with her super manager Arnold Stiefel [left]. |
Oh, and who was front row during this last fashion week in New York? Beth never got a shot at a seat but was photographed standing in front of plastic grass and trees [note the sidebar of this blog] on 9-12-17 when Miss Jackson scored a seat in the front row at the Calvin Klein show on 9-7-17 with the former supermodel Brooke Shields who could have been Paris's stepmom before she was born.
Hilaria scored with her husband and she even still has boobs unlike Beth O'NoBoob. |
Yes, that's Hilaria on another big Emmy Awards red carpet on Sunday night with her super famous husband while Beth was allegedly seen being tackled and stuffed into a cab taking her back to the airport to New York and her dull life of staring at cats and calling it charity work.
But, gosh, we just love that pair...of earrings on the gorgeous supermodel Heidi Klum:
Heidi at the Emmy Awards 9-17-17. |
Congrats to the gorgeous RuPaul on another Emmy win.
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DBM -- You are so right that there is no need for disabled dogs to be dragged to the Hero Dog Awards. Haven't they suffered enough?
ReplyDeleteAnd good catch about there being no photos of Beth actually in a seat at New York Fashion Week. She may have scored a seat at that one fashion show, but photographers are not taking telescopic photos of people in the back row.