What Happened to Howard's Boob?

In January 2017, Howard Stern introduced a new series on his stale satellite radio show where he would relate the antics of living with his wife Beth Stern, the unknown globally famous model who retired from modeling except for posing for Howard's phony photoshopped photos and now claims that taking selfies with cats is charity work. 

Howard wanted to somehow prove to his listener that they have a normal married life like anyone and bicker now and then. But we haven't had new episodes since May so maybe we have to wait until the Fall for Season 2 of "Howard's Boob".

To briefly recap, the BFP has documented each episode of Season 1 of the show and remember they are not in-studio appearances by the unknown superstar Beth Ostrosky Stern. Howard either relates the story with Beth calling into the show or Gary [the show producer] has to pretend to track down the superstar so she can plug something she is doing since she normally just sits around staring at the pool in her Hamptons home wondering where Howard's promises of making her a big TV star went.

So Howard plugs her and relates some bullshit story that's not remotely interesting or funny, but it's all Howard has, since he is desperate to return to television in some form and hopes this series gets picked up along with his stellar big idea of not funding a personal website for Beth or her own TV show, but utilizing that free Instagram site to launch Beth's big show "The Real Housewife of Instagram" where she just posts a bunch of nonsensical garbage photos of the same groups of cats with a few D-List guests appearing, and then doles the pictures out to look like she is busy doing something as we watch her own animals drop dead, normally in the summer following her birthday in July.

Here is a brief rundown of Season 1 "Howard's Boob" that ran from January through May 2017 and we don't know if we'll get summer episodes or if Howard's done until the Fall:

• Episode 1 "Beth Shouts Suri" original air date January 18. Beth yells into her phone's computer system "Suri" instead of "Siri" and it ticks off Howard.  

• Episode 2 "Beth Bumbles Buttons" original air date January 24. Beth didn't know how to push a button to turn on the phone system at their Manhattan apartment which ticked off Howard.

• Episode 3 "Beth Banishes Laughter" original air date April 3. In this episode, bumbling Beth fights back by saying she is annoyed with Howard's laugh.

• Episode 4 "Beth Don't Play That" original air date May 3. Beth acts like Homey the Clown in that she don't play that when Howard was bothering her with playing the Name Game. Howard said it's great when she sings the game but she was not having any of it and was ticked off. Beth said she would rather do a staring contest and Howard retorted that she can't do that either.

• Episode 5 "Beth Touts Texting Silence" original air date May 22. This last episode was for Howard to prove to his listener that Beth is a big busy former [unknown] supermodel and now a cat charity worker and plugged Beth that she is on a super important mission at a veterinarian's office. Howard said that he and Beth were walking and Beth was texting while Howard was singing a Soundgarden song and Beth got miffed.

In the meantime, big Beth braves another photoshopping experience on her bullshit Instagram site trying to stave off rumors that she's so fat lately that she has to wear giant clothes in public with some people saying she has been avoiding alcohol at recent events and wearing huge shapeless dresses to hide her IVF bloat, but this is all hearsay as in I hear it and then say it here on this blog. That tranny bathing suit is from that alleged shemale chaser Whitney Cummings, Beth's paid worshipper who keeps buying her fugly clothes with cats on them.

Pretty hilarious that Howard and Beth use the same phony photoshopping program and giant camera special effects filters that all the aged hagathas are now standing in front of when their photos are taken for magazines or uploaded to Instagram. Same with the aged hagathas Brooke Shields and Christie Brinkley and their beyond stupid fantasy photos that were done for Social Life magazine, I mean, who are these old bags kidding? Only themselves.

Heidi Klum is getting good advance reviews for her nude coffee table book set to be released globally for purchase on September 1, which are photos spanning several years up to current photos taken by the photographer Rankin, with most previously unpublished. We are still waiting for supermodel Beth's big nude book since she was so famous and had that big bikini body that appeared in airbrushed photos in the defunct and bankrupt men's magazine FHM that tanked faster than the Titanic with Beth on board.

Heidi participates in #ProjectCAT to save the tiger
population that is dwindling on this planet.

Stay tuned Beth Fans, Dame Beth-Man is featured in the current issue of a famous yet exclusive magazine and I will reprint it here shortly since mum just sent me a copy. 

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