Beth's a Bastet Case

Beth has always said that black cats
bring good luck.

Beth Stern has always touted the adoption of black cats but she really doesn't care about cats or anything for that matter, they are just a means to an end and she is at the end of her big career of badgering people to get her on television. 

Her big hookup with Howard Stern gets her jobs on TV like with the Hallmark Channel, which are corporate partners with the charity where Beth works as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League. So they are basically stuck with Beth until infinity. Any other TV jobs are just her big agents Buchwald/Stern badgering producers nonstop to donate airtime so Beth can appear with adoptable kittens or puppies attached to her body so she can get her face on TV since it's really all about her, right? I mean, Katie Lee [formerly Joel as in Billy Joel] latched onto the cooking bullshit business to get her face on TV, just throw some burgers on the grill and you're a chef. Same with that other ex of Joel, Christie Brinkley, who is now just living in the past still believing she is a big famous model while selling useless skin care products on TV while trying to push her plain, boring nothing kids into modeling [the blonde ones, not Alexa Ray who looks like a Batman villain].

Elephants bring good luck, and these gals have had major good luck following their fights with the former and current husbands over their piggy banks. Pigs and elephants and black kitties are all lucky charms.

Without Joel's funding, Christie would be stuck gluing those stupid seashells onto everything in her house and selling it as her only income - hardly a living since her modeling days are long gone.

Yes, this is real. It's artwork by Christie Brinkley
where she glues seashells on everything.  Christie did paint the album cover for
Joel's River of Dreams but her river of dough dried up when he dumped her and she's
had to go to court constantly to get her alimony payments raised
before her daughter Alexa turned 18 so Christie badgered her current
ex for more dough before her other two kids turned 18 and now she's gotta
sell wigs and skin cream to make ends meet.

So why Beth's ongoing black cat campaign? Well it's because Beth will try anything to bring good luck into her life and that one charm that will lead to untold riches and security is called Howard or Beth Stern Jr.

Beth's channeling Mighty Isis with the hopes of keeping her marriage intact as well as anything she is trying to grow inside that aging body of hers. Hey, I've said it before, I am all for Beth adding a Bethette to her Instagram show since she is boring the hell out of everyone with the cat gimmick.

Now Miss Death & Drama Queen Bethie is on a death watch on her big Instagram show featuring her cat Charlie Chunk, the name she gave her cat after she overfed him almost to death in 2015 and had a vet take a "Chunk out of Chunk" in 2016 [Beth's words, not mine, ref: BFP 4-10-16 "The Sky Is Falling"], and she overfed her fat bulldog Bianca that died of a heart attack in July of 2012. She really likes drama and death in the Hamptons since she has to have some sympathy while I spill the tea.

Big Bethie is dissing yet another cancer charity benefit in the Hamptons that was held on August 5 since she's on selfie watch with her sick cat, the Sixth Annual Hamptons Paddle & Party for Pink 2017 where the beautiful supermodel Andreja appeared with breasts better than Beth ever had and Beth was supposedly born a girl. Gosh Beth, why not go to a surgeon specializing in transsexuals, it might solve your boob problem but they can't do anything about that boob brain of yours.

Supermodel Andreja on 8-5-17 at the
Hamptons Paddle & Party for Pink
 benefit for lifesaving cancer treatment and research.

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