Shelved Much, Bethie?

Howard Stern had the nerve to palm off a bunch of OLD photos of Beth all taken by Howard of course, as new photos taken especially for the August 2017 issue of Whirl magazine which is some no-list magazine plugging Pittsburgh since that's where Princess Nobody is from.

For example:

This is the cover to the August 2017 issue of Whirl magazine when the ORIGINAL PHOTO was taken by Howard Stern and uploaded to Beth's Instagram site in July 2015. 

Did this cover feature of Beth for Whirl magazine get SHELVED FOR TWO YEARS? 

August 2017

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2015/07/house-of-fire.html

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2015/08/public-relations-pariah.html

On today's episode of Reaper Radio, Howard Stern dug up Joan Rivers once again [a tired stunt where it's a celebrity impersonator] to announce some guest no one has heard of from some band called Oasis who started a new band and the guy has to be as old as Beth so she must have booked this one, who knows, to justify her name on the payroll somewhere. Howard keeps digging up has-beens while he married a woman who's dug for gold and found it.

Keep digging Howard, you might find a relevant guest in
that dirt one day.

Pretty funny that Jerry Seinfeld got stuck with the same type of ditch digger wife who found gold twice, what with her first husband being the Broadway producer and theater scion Eric Nederlander of the Nederlander family who practically owns Broadway and the live theater industry along with their rival of Shubert-owned theaters. Eric made sure Jerry Seinfeld's one man Broadway show closed down within days of its opening and was a huge bomb and kicked off the stage, and had an iron clad pre-nup so allegedly Miss Seinfeld [who found that sometimes it's really not that easy getting knocked up] moved onto bigger game and found it. It should be noted Miss Jessica changed her name and was formerly Nina Danielle Skylar which is odd in itself but that gal has a lot to hide and it's not only sitting under that weird head of hair.

However, as reported on this blog, Jess had to revamp her selfie foundation "Baby Buggy" into the "Good Plus" foundation to get more investors and sponsors and Jess was quoted as saying it had "outgrown its name".  Jerry her hubby, who is a bit cash poor himself lately what with the need to set up a foundation in the first place where they can make some dough for themselves and get some property tax write-offs, held a special dinner in Jessica's honor on Saturday night at their estate with the Horninsky Twins making their big appearance [ref: BFP 7-30-17, "Sterns Snub Cancer Benefit; Stalk Seinfelds Instead"]. 

Super Saturday with Beth Stern
and Fern Mallis.

But, Jessica's big dinner was snubbed by every A-lister in the Hamptons, including the major money like that super socialite Jean Shafiroff who endorsed what? Oh, that Super Saturday shopping event also on Saturday to benefit ovarian cancer research. As this blogger also pointed out, Beth Stern has not scored a ticket since 2014 when she got a freebie from SiriusXM corporation and attended with a microphone in hand, unless she just snatched the microphone and ran past the gates and guards claiming to be working for Sirius, I don't know, but Bethie has been MIA at the event ever since then.

The Super Saturday twins showed
up together in 2005.

Jessica Seinfeld is entering the Stern pariah territory in the Hamptons, so to deflect, she timed her little summer dinner party on the same day as Super Saturday and the same night as the 24th Annual Watermill Center Summer Benefit and Auction to benefit the conceptual and performing arts. All Jess got were ZERO notables at her little summer dinner honoring herself for changing the name of her Baby Buggy foundation to the Good Plus foundation [plus one, right Beth? Queen of the plus-ones since Howard won't pay for any tickets for you anymore?].

What? Jean didn't support Jessica and her little selfie foundation "Good+" that
is scrounging for freebies to help pay the taxes for that overgrown Billy Joel mansion
her hubby bought? Besides that she's got kids to put through college
and a few nose jobs to fund since her daughter got Jess's old nose.

No Seinfelds or Sterns at this big event of the summer:

If you see the Sterns parading into your little function, you know your career is in the sinkhole of nothing, in a swamp and stuck and will never recover. Well Jerry and Howard deserve each other, both overstaying their welcome with that Jerry Seinfeld sitcom going on way too long once Larry David left the production and everyone wishes Howard would give up the fame chase and end it and just sit home with that selfie addicted wife he married who thinks Howard taking her picture are modeling jobs.

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#howcomebethcantbephotographedanymore