Things Are Happening for Beth

Gotcha !!! HA !!! Howard Stern needed some time off from his stale scripted satellite radio show to fire off some publicity item to Page Six of the NY Post to plug yet another one of his upcoming Big Beth issues of that no-list Hamptons real estate advertisement called Social Life magazine [which also plugs overpriced shops and plastic surgeons], where Howard pays for a cover feature for his human dildo Beth Stern, his failed model wife who thinks that if Howard takes her picture it's considered a real modeling job. 

Beth has hogged a cover of the loser Social Life magazine since 2010 and there is no stopping the press and Howard Stern pushing that wife onto the public and getting the photos uploaded all over the Internet before the magazine is thrown in the trash since that's all it is, trash garbage that means nothing to anybody but the aged D-Listers like Christie Brinkley and no-listers like Beth begging for attention. We just can't wait to see Beth's upcoming Hamptons Magazine cover feature since it will be in the near future of never. She hasn't scored a cover of that big time rich lifestyle magazine since 2011. I don't know, is there a ban on that? Maybe once you do Social Life magazine, the other Hamptons magazines will snub you unless you squish your mug into the editorial pages by horning in on certain events covered by the other magazines.

We know the has-been Christie Brinkley hogs the cover of Social Life magazine and as I have said, her daughter by Billy Joel looks like a Batman villain but gosh, she really doesn't have to keep going around and proving it. We get it honey. Alexa Ray Joel used to be on the editorial staff of Social Life magazine and put her mom on the cover a few times before but I haven't checked lately to see if she still works for the magazine due to not caring.

Alexa Ray Rat Hat with the clown boobs
and her Bloated Blowfish-Faced mom paraded
into a Hamptons movie screening on August 6, 2017.

Well, Page Six gave us another hilarious preview of coming attractions with an article most likely written by Mr. Scripted Bullshit Howard Stern who thinks he is a tough man married to a beautiful woman who appears to be sticking with his schedule of not being in the Hamptons during the work week whether he does his stale satellite radio show or not. 

Meanwhile, on Beth's Instagram show she keeps scooting Charlie Chunk, her post-op cat who just had major surgery, around her Hamptons house in his cat bed and bugging the hell out of him trying to push him into an early grave and she just might succeed so she can cry on the air of the Stern show for another episode of the satellite radio show "Howard's Boob" where it's a way to plug Beth using Sirius satellite radio airtime and not having to pay for it. She will be doing some pointless animal adoption event for NBC [a SiriusXM affiliate] with Katie Lee [formerly Joel although the pig snouted exwife of Joel seems to be banned from saying his name anywhere in public since most big payout divorce settlements have a gag order placed on them for something like a 100 yrs or until death].

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