Good Plus None

The big cover feature of Hamptons magazine features Alec Baldwin, not Beth or Howard Stern or Jessica or Jerry Seinfeld or the Seinfeld's cash grab charity gimmick dinner for their Good+ Foundation [formerly the Baby Buggy Foundation that was a big bomb and costing the Seinfelds too much time and money] which was held on July 29, 2017 and featured the Sterninskys hogging the main table with the hosts [ref: BFP 7-30-17].

Hamptons magazine was nowhere near sponsoring or featuring that Jess Seinfeld party at her home, you know, that Billy Joel house they bought and can't afford to keep so they held some bullshit charity event to try and get a bit of tax relief since Jerry's got a few mouths to feed and get through college while Jess is groping celebrities in the hopes of getting funding for her baby buggy that's been shelved and she's now deemed herself Good PLUS, oh yeah, she must have some talents that are kept hidden under that new weirdo weave of hers since some people are gossiping that she did go through IVF treatments to have kids and as what happens in some cases, allegedly had cancer since we all remember her almost shaved head period and now her hair barely grows. This has Beth scared since she is almost all synthetic at this point and that stuff glued to her head looks like it's been sewn into her own thinning roots.

Howard used a banana to create CGI Beth
for the cover of Social Life magazine.

Well, I think Beth has once again missed out on being featured in Hamptons magazine for yet another season unless she is planning to canter over some jumps at the Hamptons Classic this year, so it's Social Life magazine again, that society wannabe magazine. Counting 2010 when she first hogged the cover, this is her eighth year on the cover and there will be no stopping her annual cover feature until Social Life magazine decides to fake their own death and go into the Beth Protection Program where people need a new identity so the Sterns can't track them down and continue to force them to publish Howard Stern's stale photoshopped photos of Beth that are collecting radiation sitting on his cell phone. Beth has gained nothing by marrying the dinosaur on the radio but humiliation and being the laughing stock of the Eastern seaboard [the West coast has no clue who she is].

The photo is not centered properly since Howard Stern has no clue what he's doing when he takes these awful pictures of his short chunky legged wife as Beth's IVF fetus gets ejected too soon and photobombs mom. Beth has not touched alcohol lately according to insiders so one of the babies may still be on board but no one is talking - all conjecture. Howard Stern looks like he was flipping pancakes and simply photoshopped the right saggy breast onto the left side. Beth Fans remember that Beth has had a missing left breast since at least December 2016 when she was caught off guard by Howard's cell phone camera [ref: BFP  January 6 & 14, 2017].

Howard usually sticks to his schedule even while on his pseudo vacations from getting free coffee at his satellite radio station and appeared as a voice only on Beth's Instagram show on Thursday, August 10, and will normally leave around 1 AM or so, Sunday morning to skate back to his village people and prepare for his own week away from the Stepford Wife who's got a few wires crossed.

As usual, the photos of Beth in the current issue of Social Life magazine are giant phony photos by Howard desperate to prove he married a model instead of a loser hanging around desperate to meet someone famous and all she got was Stern.

Howard Stern will be forever jealous of the real model Heidi Klum and her two books featuring her in all stages of undress as two of Heidi could fit into one big giant Beth.

Eat your heart out Howard Stern - you married an aged nobody and you can't take it. Go ahead and pay for these loser annual bullshit photos of that wife you can't palm off onto anybody else while Heidi Klum's star keeps rising what with her EMMY AWARDS and stellar modeling career which includes Sports Illustrated not Horse Illustrated. 

Doesn't the famous photog Rankin want pix of that thing you married??? Ha, I cracked myself up with that one.

Heidi Klum can show her boobs, how come Beth can't?
Heidi is also naked on beaches around the globe while
Beth covers up and hides that gigantic lower chunk body
and wears big padded bras.

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