Very sad to hear about the death of the world's greatest comedic talent, Jerry Lewis, who could also play it straight with appearances like in the TV show "Wiseguy" and of course in the film "The King of Comedy" where many people were saying that Howard Stern was the Rupert Pupkin character who was obsessed with appearing on The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson and Beth Stern has emerged as being like the Sandra Bernhard character from the film also chasing down "Jerry" [the Jerry Lewis character in the film] who was a Johnny Carson-type talk show host. It is no secret that Beth Ostrosky was chasing down her "Jerry" which in her case was David Letterman. She was stalking fame in New York following her eviction from college before she was able to get her backseat degree in popularity and claims [in many online bios] to have been shuttled off to Germany to become a big time model when in fact, all the TOP YOUNG models are sent to Paris and Milan so obviously Beth was a bottom, something Beth and Howard Stern didn't know so Beth's bio is all fucked up. Anyway, the Pudge from Pittsburgh was sent to Germany where it was a well-known fact that even their edition of Playboy Magazine featured thick heavy big-boobed women who looked like they could take down the toughest Nazi with their bare hands while baring everything else.
Beth Stern began bugging the hell out of the David Letterman show producers when finally she had to be dealt with since Dave wanted nothing to do with the blabbermouth. It was reported on the Crazy Days and Nights website that it was alleged that Dave frequented the local brothels near his CBS studios where his show was broadcast and he had his own apartment at the studios where he could camp out during the work week. Princess Bethie, according to David Letterman's own admission on his talk show when he allowed Beth to come on to plug her book "Oh My Dog" featuring downloaded info from the Internet, that Dave had never met Beth before. The only so-called proof Howard Stern has ever presented that Beth worked on the Letterman show was a two second audiotape of Beth doing a skit as a girl on TV so her face was never shown, it was an audiotape of an audiotaped appearance of Beth on Letterman. Stern played the tape during the last installment of his stupid satellite radio show series called The History of Howard Stern.
Howard did get on the Johnny Carson show only briefly when he covered the 1988 Academy Awards in Los Angeles and was working the red carpet looking like Gene Simmons' dad with that frizz wig and falling neck and chin area since supposedly Stern had a major woman's hormonal problem and thyroid illness and why he got so fat and now is shrunken down to nothing but a fat bloated stomach and he has to be on a million dietary aids or his fat woman's body will return overnight just like Beth returning overnight to Manhattan so Howard can get her on some morning television show plugging her bogus animal charity bullshit that she thinks is a real job and makes her a real celeb when she is just a real pest.
Hey now Howard, did the Carson show have to pay you $1.75 for appearing on film for two seconds? A couple of guys crashed the Oscars in 1988 to report on the red carpet and Stern is captured in the background looking like a stupid idiot. Hey now, I think Carson hosted the Oscars a few times right? No gig for Howard the Coward in front of a live TV camera unless he has a desk and a giant script he can read from and all we see is the top of his weave. Carson hosted the Oscars five times and Jerry Lewis co-hosted three times and Howard Stern was never asked to host the Oscars a million times.
Howard never got his big TV appearance on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show but he finally bullied his way onto free, primetime TV after suing his employer Sirius satellite radio. Howard believed the company owed him bonus money yet the satellite company allowed the lawsuit to move forward where it was thrown out of court for being nonsense [I am paraphrasing] and the court determined that Sirius owed Stern nothing. However, Sirius partnered with NBC and suddenly Stern gets his TV show appearing as a judge on NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) for four overly long years. The gimmick was, the show moved from L.A. to N.Y. but the ratings tanked, so the show moved back to L.A. sans Howard, since he was not willing to close down shop at Sirius in N.Y. and relocate to a new life in L.A. since even Stern knows he would have only lasted one more season if that, [no promises were made to Stern that he would continue as a judge on AGT when the showed moved back to L.A.], so Howard the Coward stayed in N.Y. with his cushy bullshit job on a pay radio service that is destined for the drain pipe to the sewer. This blogger has posted a few online reports about the future of satellite radio, and the online experts have suggested that investors start divesting and look elsewhere or risk their investment.
Suddenly, after Howard's AGT debacle, his mouth is shut since Mr. Primetime got his big break at 58 yrs old and he's got little chance of ever getting back on television in a regular gig unless he wants to fork over his own cash which the first wife took about three quarters of and now his three little dependents are leeching about the same three quarters from his current income. The same with that stooge he married, Beth has little chance at any TV series ever again. She just gets those annual appearances with gigs sponsored by the Hallmark Channel which is affiliated with the North Shore Animal League and Lois Pope's LIFE foundation. All D-List jobs for the nobody Beth Ostrosky Stern, who is the famous for nothing but being the wife of a radio dinosaur who is in need of a botox bump-up and should be heading south very soon to the Florida Botox Basement and Selfie Center where Howard can barely afford to open the foyer and bedroom suite and needs a few cats to stuff in a room so they can count their vacations as animal rescue missions.
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| The Sandra Bernhard character in the film "The King of Comedy" was madly in love with "Jerry", the host of a hit late night TV talk show. She thought if she could just have one date with him, he could see how they were destined to be together forever and they both would fall in love. |
Howard did get on the Johnny Carson show only briefly when he covered the 1988 Academy Awards in Los Angeles and was working the red carpet looking like Gene Simmons' dad with that frizz wig and falling neck and chin area since supposedly Stern had a major woman's hormonal problem and thyroid illness and why he got so fat and now is shrunken down to nothing but a fat bloated stomach and he has to be on a million dietary aids or his fat woman's body will return overnight just like Beth returning overnight to Manhattan so Howard can get her on some morning television show plugging her bogus animal charity bullshit that she thinks is a real job and makes her a real celeb when she is just a real pest.
Hey now Howard, did the Carson show have to pay you $1.75 for appearing on film for two seconds? A couple of guys crashed the Oscars in 1988 to report on the red carpet and Stern is captured in the background looking like a stupid idiot. Hey now, I think Carson hosted the Oscars a few times right? No gig for Howard the Coward in front of a live TV camera unless he has a desk and a giant script he can read from and all we see is the top of his weave. Carson hosted the Oscars five times and Jerry Lewis co-hosted three times and Howard Stern was never asked to host the Oscars a million times.
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| Howard is on the far right with the mic and wore a wig holder. |
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| Love that cheap suit Howard is wearing. |
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| 1988 was when the incredibly beautiful and talented Cher won the Best Actress Oscar for her funny and poignant performance in the film "Moonstruck". |
Howard never got his big TV appearance on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show but he finally bullied his way onto free, primetime TV after suing his employer Sirius satellite radio. Howard believed the company owed him bonus money yet the satellite company allowed the lawsuit to move forward where it was thrown out of court for being nonsense [I am paraphrasing] and the court determined that Sirius owed Stern nothing. However, Sirius partnered with NBC and suddenly Stern gets his TV show appearing as a judge on NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) for four overly long years. The gimmick was, the show moved from L.A. to N.Y. but the ratings tanked, so the show moved back to L.A. sans Howard, since he was not willing to close down shop at Sirius in N.Y. and relocate to a new life in L.A. since even Stern knows he would have only lasted one more season if that, [no promises were made to Stern that he would continue as a judge on AGT when the showed moved back to L.A.], so Howard the Coward stayed in N.Y. with his cushy bullshit job on a pay radio service that is destined for the drain pipe to the sewer. This blogger has posted a few online reports about the future of satellite radio, and the online experts have suggested that investors start divesting and look elsewhere or risk their investment.
Suddenly, after Howard's AGT debacle, his mouth is shut since Mr. Primetime got his big break at 58 yrs old and he's got little chance of ever getting back on television in a regular gig unless he wants to fork over his own cash which the first wife took about three quarters of and now his three little dependents are leeching about the same three quarters from his current income. The same with that stooge he married, Beth has little chance at any TV series ever again. She just gets those annual appearances with gigs sponsored by the Hallmark Channel which is affiliated with the North Shore Animal League and Lois Pope's LIFE foundation. All D-List jobs for the nobody Beth Ostrosky Stern, who is the famous for nothing but being the wife of a radio dinosaur who is in need of a botox bump-up and should be heading south very soon to the Florida Botox Basement and Selfie Center where Howard can barely afford to open the foyer and bedroom suite and needs a few cats to stuff in a room so they can count their vacations as animal rescue missions.
I hope Howard can take it - the press is reporting that Simon Cowell is ready for child #2 when Howard can't even launch child #1 from that Botoxed black hole he married where stuff enters but never exits.
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DBM, I appreciated your tribute to the great Jerry Lewis. One of the reasons he was so venerated in France is because they recognize how difficult it is to write, direct and star in a movie and Jerry had the rare ability to successfully do all three.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine the movie "The King of Comedy" without him as the perfect counterpart to DeNiro's Rupert Pupkin. For that and for his other wonderful films, he will always be my King of Comedy.