How Dry I Am

As this blogger reported several weeks ago, Beth Stern gave pregnant pause to onlookers when she appeared at recent Hamptons events wearing big giant loose dresses down to the ground when normally there is nothing loose about that gal but is really quite tight most of the time.

Normally at the various Hamptons events, Howard and Beth Buttinsky love to dart around to score some free eats and booze. However, as also reported on this blog, a few onlookers are alleging that Mrs. Stern has been avoiding public intoxication as is her norm when partying hard with the Hamptonites whenever Beth or Howard Stern can score a ticket to some event or Howard scores corporate tickets from his employer SiriusXM satellite radio.

Beth seemed to have the same dry behavior at the recent Apollo in the Hamptons event on August 12, when she and Howard scored a table with Howard's buddy Ross Zapin who I guess gets a black star next to his name, Mr. Aged Cabbage Patch Doll who looks like an old geezer gawking at the gals through his giant bifocals.  I mean, Ross is responsible for scoring these tickets for Howard, right? Isn't he the VP of Promotions for Sirius? Howard normally never shows up to stuff unless he snatches freebie corporate tickets or is a plus one somewhere or Beth is the plus one and Howard just dumps her off and keeps going on his way back to Manhattan.

Well, on Howard's stale satellite radio show this week he was grousing about his table being so far back and not in the front so I guess he just haunted the house and cornered people like Chris Rock who had to laugh at the old fart's jokes since Howard thinks he's a famous comedian and celebrity with Mrs. Stern looking like she's hiding silverware and some sandwiches under that big tent she wore so she could sneak some stuff out of the posh party and take it back to her bat cave in the Hamptons where she hangs upside down at night snapping at mosquitoes.

Ron Perelman's Apollo in the Hamptons, 8-12-17.

It's difficult to describe what's on Howard's head. I guess tattooing on the scalp with glued-on fuzz attached to that square egg head.

Howard looks dirty and fat and his wife looks like a
giant horse face with too much lipstick. The Sterns
got stuck behind Matt and his wife while watching the
concert at the Apollo in the Hamptons event on 8-12-17.

What??? No booze for Beth?? There is too much OLD and FUGLY in this photo.
Howard and Beth forgot to get their hands lasered, lifted and fat injected.

Beth was back on the loser Hoda and Yoda show on 8-16-17, that D-List show when people can't get on the real Today Show, and she just went back to wearing those big A-Line dresses and appeared with her pig snouted Hamptons honey Katie Lee Nobody since as a part of the divorce, she cannot mention Billy Joel and of course could not continue to use his last name. But the doll made out okay since we know Stern lives not that far from her kitchen and those snacks are just too good to pass up while Beth can't get back on the cover of Hamptons Magazine but Katie can since she can do just about anything while pretending that flabby butt is from surfing and not from just surfing the web for another sugar daddy or mommy.

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Screenshot from the video of Beth and Katie Lee on 8-16-17. Katie
brought her own dog to the show. Katie forgot to get dressed
and just wore her shorty pajamas.

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