Invitation to Nothing

As reported by this blogger, Beth Stern Nobody has not scored a COVER FEATURE for Hamptons magazine for six years. She does get into those loser editorial pages when the magazine covers some event and Beth horns in and crowds into group shots.

However, since when did Bethie get into two issues of Hamptons magazine for the same event? Gee, I don't know but maybe Howard the Hoodwinked Hubby paid for a full page advertisement for Beth to make sure everyone knows she was invited instead of showing up with her standard Plus-One-Pariah sticker. 

But invited to what? Anyone can attend that "Get Wild" or that irritating Howard Stern duplicate event "Getting Wild" to benefit the rich pariahs who want their posh properties cleared of all wildlife, so who do you call? The pros at the Evelyn Alexander Wildlife center where you had better fork out some dough to save the vultures and pigeons so the residents can keep their property clear of turtles and deer and everything in between that invade their property.

Yes, Beth Stern is that desperate for publicity and was crowded into the editorial pages in Hamptons magazine for two issues in August so everyone knows Beth was invited to something including her own "Getting Wild" event.  

How much did this set you back Howard? I mean, gosh, save that one quarter of your annual income for your old age rocker and paint set. We know your three anchors are leeching off the remaining three quarters. You're going to need every penny although we don't know how Beth will take it once you get too old to peck at the editors of Hamptons magazine and grease some palms to get her into online editions of tabloids that nobody reads.

Even her puggy pig faced pal Katie Lee scored a COVER feature this season on Hamptons magazine [as reported on this blog], however, Princess Nobody of the Hamptons' cover shots are long gone. I mean six years is a big record for not appearing on a magazine where the Sterns built a home so Beth could be considered a real Hamptonite.

But Howard's been struggling among the rich and Republican in the Hamptons and is snubbed while Howard pretends to be a Democratic Hollywood Howie again as if he is ever getting a shot at another movie unless he wants to put up the dough that he doesn't have. So Stern has taken sides with the Democratics and he kept endorsing the loser Hillary Clinton in her Presidential bid and now on his satellite radio show this week, he catered to Jimmy Kimmel since that's about all Howard's got. So let's try and wine and dine the Kimmels because no one else is letting Howard on their TV shows since the NBC debacle when the Hindenburg Howard years hit NBC from 2012 - 2015 and they are still recovering.

Apparently the big news this summer season was that Beth was drying out. Did Hamptons magazine cover that in their summer recap? As reported on this blog, she hasn't been seen publicly with a drink in her hand but plenty of tea has been spilled. I can't remember when she last had a drink at a social gathering or even on her Instagram show. Gosh, what happened Beth? Fall down another flight of stairs? Did you come flying out of the bathroom again at a pub? I guess everyone has a dry spell now and then.

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