House of Fire

Howard & Beth's house of fire is built on love with no landlord to throw them out! Oh, except that a second lien has been placed on their Florida House of Fire leaving the shell shocked DJ spinning in the ashes. Yes, Howard Stern, who buys real estate with shell companies to hide the fact he is a busy bee with barely enough time to bore the hell out of his fan who listens to his stale satellite radio show that is available for free to listen to in group homes with the satellites attached to the rooftops in case a flying saucer happens by and wants to take Howard and Beth back to their home planet to free the earth of these pests.

Don't need no key to unlock it baby, since the lawyers will keep you out. Cash poor Stern will need to tell his people to tell her people that 112 Productions needs to pay their bills in Florida while Stern is taking a bunch of iPhone photos of his blurry wife to shop around to any website or magazine that will take them, providing Stern is willing to pay for it. So far, Stern owes around $50,000 or so [combining both lien amounts] to pay off the construction workers or we will see some blind items showing up in that tabs of what the rooms are really for [e.g., cosmetic surgery center; home selfie studio for the wifey; a separate master suite for the Master Masturbator Stern who loves his wife so much he can't keep his hands off himself as he states all the time on his satellite radio show].

Photo posted below on Beth's Instagram site; notice Stalag Beth in the background, the giant stone prison camp. The gray sticks are markers for all the dead photo prop felines that didn't make it out of the prison camp. Howard has that giant sweater coat covering his fat model to hide the lines where he added length to her shorty calves to make her legs look long and lean. Howard always photoshops her fat stubby legs in all his gawd awful photos of Frau Beth, a.k.a. Ilsa the She-Wolf.

NYPost.com, Page Six, 
dated 7/17/15, Mel B shows off
her awesome cleavage. No one
wanted to see Beth's cleavage.

Beth got her mug inserted in various no-list events in the Hamptons while Howard was taking a break from his satellite radio show and hiding from creditors, and kept busy in the background pushing her into parties with other desperate housewives and a fug millionaire matchmaker or two. Too bad Beth was snubbed by Page Six over the weekend in a group of photos captioned "Cleavage is Summer's Hottest Accessory". Oh, but Mel B wasn't snubbed, one of Howard's co-judges on "America's Got Talent". 


The wig twins who don't pay their bills were trolling around looking at artwork a few weeks ago in the Hamptons to see exactly how Howard will invest money he doesn't have. One wonders why he paid so much for that Florida Fortress. Are priceless paintings hidden behind the wall in the cellar long ago thought lost? Only asking.

Brody Jenner was making the scene in Miami on July 18 with his Kaitlynn in tow, the gender vague woman with the pasted and bizarre looking glued hairline. It is rumored by some people [not me] that even though Brody likes to be seen with a lot of gal pals, he actually plays for the other team.









Beth's plastic surgery is going south as she cleverly showed all of her shill Instagram followers with her huge nose job needing a second reduction [tsk tsk, gotta wait for that Florida surgery center to be paid off, right?], as Beth shows off shit jewelry she got from her D List friend, Christa Miller who looks to be as dried up as toast with her menopausal brittle bones parked on the Stern's factory cushioned couch as we get a rare look inside Stalag Beth.

Don't expect to leave Stalag Beth without
making a hefty donation to Bianca's
Furry Friends.

Don't throw yourself down the spiral staircase again, Beth, fame is coming, it's coming.