Loaded Language

Howard Stern's former galpal and movie wife was haunting SiriusXM satellite radio on Monday July 17, and appeared on Radio Andy pushing her new cable TV show called "Loaded" after spending a few weeks at the Howard and Beth Stern Hamptons animal shelter that is looooaded with cats locked in a foster room in cages and only handled for photo ops.

Mary Mush-Mouth stated on Radio Andy that she and her family spend time each year with Howard and Beth to celebrate her and her husband's wedding anniversary on July 5. 

That's right folks, just like with Beth Stern, nobody knows who Mary is either.

Mary spilled some tea on Radio Andy on Monday when audiences found out that this is a little annual family event where they take over the Sterns' Hamptons home and Howard entertains Mary with her family and wines and dines the happy couple and their kids and turns the kitten camp into Camp Morris as one wonders what secrets Howard's little woman is keeping since she worked with Howard during those crucial Private Parts years and was his sole companion to the Private Parts screening in Cannes, no wife or kids in sight. Howard was planning his escape from his marriage to the first wife Alison with the kids and thought he didn't fit that stale image anymore and would become a big Hollywood star because he's stupid.

However, on Monday's Howard Stern satellite radio show, Howard talked about Mary and claimed that she and her family were at his Hamptons home for only a couple of days when the old man is confused once again. It's Howard that is only in the Hamptons for a couple of days a week. Beth lives and badgers the guests telling them all about her big fostering gimmick and gives speeches about how she donates a ton of selfie time taking photos of the same group of cats ad nauseam and posts them on Instagram and expects a hefty donation from her house guests since they are sooo grateful to sponge off the Sterns for a week. Beth normally only visits the Manhattan corporate cat processing center and cocktail bar when she and Howard meet up to wine and dine the Sirius honchos to remind them he is still on the air and working for the company then he plays house at his private digs near Katie Lee's kitchen and that awesome spaghetti bar.

Very suspect that Mary did not appear on the Stern show to
 plug the premiere of her cable TV show on Monday
but chose Radio Andy instead. I wonder if she'll appear
at another time or is Beth still playing the part
of the "Jealous Housewife of the Hamptons"?

Howard loves Mary we know that, and didn't he just LOVE her musical Boeing-Boeing [that he invested in] that won a Tony Award and doesn't he just support everything that supports Israel while he allegedly buys stones to throw at Palestine? 

In case anyone missed it on Beth's Instagram unreality show, but she turned 45 again on July 15 and she kept getting pies as gifts [from the Seinfelds and Zapins] and we know Howard normally gives Beth a cover feature of Social Life magazine each year for her birthday and we just can't wait for that hilarious annual photo spread staged by Howard.

Beth's takeover of the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) is almost complete what with her big capital project that she's been collecting capital for since about 2013 when she set up her foundation Bianca's Furry Friends with the useless work products of books, calendars and setting up a few foster cages in a cat room where she takes a bunch of selfies for about 10 days before dumping the cats onto other people. 

According to sketchy press reports, the big renovation project for the NSAL building is supposed to happen any day now along with that second floor being added while the shelter animals are housed somewhere else for the year-long construction project. Beth is foaming at the mouth in anticipation of her giant name and her foundation's name on this huge project with no word from the Stern Stable of exactly how much Howard donated in cash to this capital project. I know, he donated paper that goes straight into a garbage can what with calendars and books featuring Beth and her awesome talent of using animals as photo props.

Howard's sure got a nice little foster farm set up in the Hamptons that won't be closing down anytime soon. Howard thinks he's got his own reality show going here and I just bet that his show will be picked up for the fall season of never. 

Meanwhile, Super Simon Cowell can't stop helping kids in need and again goes on record with donating his own cash while Howard and Beth hide their checkbooks.

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