Charming Charleeeeze Theron was welcomed to the end of her career when her agents Stuck Her With Stern on Wednesday, July 19, and she was forced to be interviewed to plug her new movie featuring herself trying to not look aged and confused since I have no idea who her audience is other than a few misguided bisexual Hollywood directors.
Charming Charlie said she is friends with Howard's little girlfriend who he could never dump after she saw his Private Parts and people are wondering if Mary McCormack had to call in a favor to her rarely faithful drinking buddy to do the Stern show as pay back for sponging off Howard for a week out of each summer when she and her family take over the Hamptons cat prison camp, along with another couple that Mary failed to talk about when she did Radio Andy this week, but I doubt it matters since the Sterns need to start thinking up ways to make their money pit properties start paying for themselves. Charlize has been photographed by the tabs smoking pot on a few occasions so maybe Beth can start growing pot in her Home Goods and claim her property is agricultural land but I have no idea if it's legal in her zip code but it's something the cross-eyed invisible unknown global former supermodel can think about.
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Charlize has had a TON of work done on that face. Did Howard Stern ask her about that during her interview on Wednesday? No, because Howard, like all men, are terrified of this MONSTER. |
We know Miss Fat Nose Job has always claimed to be a model and has appeared on various issues of Vogue magazine while Beth claims to have modeled everywhere with only a few defunct no-list magazines to her credit, like FHM, Razor, and Go Hang Yourself.
Did Howard cover all the hot gossip about Charlie and her Chocolate Factory? Well, allegedly she loves threesomes but no word on if they are with guys or gals and she has been linked with Keanu Reeves, Aaron Eckhart, George Clooney, Stuart Townsend and Dwight Yoakam. This tacky bitch was also seen and heard smacking her Nicorette gum so loud during the 2016 Academy Awards that she was told to shut the fuck up by the celebs stuck sitting next to her. How perfect she now landed on the stale Stern satellite radio show on Wednesday being interviewed by the tacky radio DJ who keeps trying to come up with stories to brag about when Beth was a teenager and still claims she gets free stuff to this day based on what I have no idea. But Howard failed to mention he then has to spend a lot of money to get Beth photographed with that free stuff [e.g., tacky necklaces to designer knock-off leather goods to factory fug patio cushions], whether it's in some online magazine or paying to get Beth on a red carpet at some movie screening or benefit, otherwise, she just models her free shit on that free Instagram site.
Want more gossip about Ms. Charming Charlie? These excerpts are from Crazy Days and Nights dot net:
2004 - what is going on with Beth's naturally fake pointy right boob? |
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I know Beth is super photoshopped in her phony photos, but this is ridiculous. Who is Christie kidding here? Miss Granny Face with the tons of plastic surgery still looks OLD in real life even with that pancake makeup and stupid wigs she sells. Get real Social Life, this is getting to be a JOKE. How about renaming your magazine Fantasy Social Life, a.k.a., how I look when my face is completely photoshopped to pretend I am 30 yrs old again instead of being an aged facelifted idiot having to worry about paying the toll to Charon on the River Styx.
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Good stuff about Charlize! Howard seemed to really want to show that Beth is an "entitled beauty" on the same level as Charlize by retelling the story of Beth's high school principal making home visits to her. How current.
ReplyDeleteBut the funniest was when Robin talked about the model Miranda Kerr having to turn over $8 million worth of jewelry given to her by a Malaysian financier and Howard equated that with Beth getting free newspapers and candy. Howard's bragging is so sad these days.