Heidi Gets Emmy Nod While Beth Becomes a Grass Stain Model

Congratulations are in order again for the famous supermodel and super media mogul Heidi Klum and her super hit cable TV show "Project Runway" that is always nominated and has won a few Emmy awards in the past, has once again received multiple Emmy nominations along with her co-host Tim Gunn.

Congrats to Howard Stern's hair system buddy on his giant Emmy award nomination SNUB.

Meanwhile, Howard Stern finds his cell phone and decides to snap a photo of Beth getting grass stains on her gross old lady butt when the poor woman forgot to put on some pants and appears sort of naked from the waist down, grossing out all those people on her Instagram show but she wants to satisfy people who hate cats and who want to see photos of her aging body stuffed in a fugly bathing suit. Howard thinks that taking off Beth's pants will make those short stubby legs look long when he normally just buries them in the sand or has her kneel in the sand since she was a famous askew model when she was a young thing haunting modeling schools in Pittsburgh.

So where is the boob's left boob? Dame Beth-Man was the first one to report this on the BFP, December 19, 2016 ["Stern Still Competing With Simon"] and ever since then, Beth has been having problems getting her body put back together since Dr. Frankenstein escaped from the Hamptons and Howard can't track him down without a pack of dogs and villagers holding torches.

Beth and Howard are in full social life mode this summer and getting more guests at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons for Beth's unreality show "The Real Housewife of Instagram" and making sure to photograph those kittens while entertaining a few pigeons who got Stuck With Stern so Howard can satisfy the tax man come the end of the quarter. Oh, I hope they all got an earful of Howard's canned ham speech about their work of photographing cats before dumping them onto other foster homes and calling it charity work while expecting the guests to make a hefty donation to their foundation Bianca's Furry Friends or they won't be getting out of that cat prison camp anytime soon.

Beth has been collecting public donations since about 2013 to build a cat adoption center at the charity where she works as a useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League, when her Instagram life story tells a different tale. The selfie monster is supposed to be spearheading that big capital project when she's really busy doing a lot of nothing but hanging around as a couch potato model. She actually wants another shot at a TV series but she's having a hard time because she's only famous for sitting and staring at cats.

Hey Beth, if you still want to pose in bathing suits

at your age, you might want to skip

the fromage like the Zombies.

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