Katie's Hamptons Hoopla

For some reason, the Sterns took a pregnant pause from the Hamptons social scene and were a no-show at their friend Katie Lee's Hamptons magazine cover party since they normally appear to be a fun little trio and we know Howard loves those goodfellas eateries near Katie Lee's kitchen since he loves that shrimp and pasta and just about anything with pasta. 

On Friday, July 21, Katie Lee seemed to fly solo at her big Hamptons cover party and as reported yesterday by this blogger, she is the cover feature for the current issue of that magazine with nothing of Beth O'Stern in the magazine, not even in those editorial pages where a bunch of photos are crammed on a few pages showing the events taking place in the Hamptons. The summer season is a big deal in the Hamptons when everyone skates around to different parties to get their picture taken and Beth is no different from any run of the mill party crasher.

Katie claims to be a surfer girl yet looks more like a burger girl
from the size of that ass and those adult diapers she's wearing
or whatever those big harem underpants are that she's wearing.

Katie is known for buttering up the old codgers to make her famous. You know, the girl who married into the Hamptons and now suddenly she has deemed herself a cooking star on the Food Network and she's a pro at buttering both sides of that bread to make sure she stays put in the Hamptons even though since about 2015 she has been trying to sell her home. Oh gosh, just when Howard requested a one-hour later start time for his satellite radio show because he needed that extra commute time in the morning to his studio, right? What a giant coincidence. Katie has purchased a Tribeca fancy apt yet claims she still wants to live in the Hamptons even if she sells her current home. She already sold off an older apt she kept in NY since she got a big settlement out of that aged sugar daddy who I think doesn't drive a car anymore since trees kept jumping out in front of him.

Well, apparently on Friday, the Pooper Scooper Princess was all tired out from posing for Howard Stern's cell phone trying to come up with some photos for her Instagram "kitten post haters" which will probably end up in another issue of "Social Life" magazine where she has to hide her weird deflated breasts and huge fat body. I guess Howard can just photoshop a bunch of old photos no one has seen [like a million of 'em] and just use those and pretend they are current photos. We know it hardly matters with these two. They aren't famous for anything and do nothing and go nowhere but are desperate to horn in on some dinner parties where they can hobnob with a bunch of other wannabees.

It's pretty hard to keep a marriage going when BOTH the husband and
wife want to be treated like the baby in the family.

The Hamptons Authors Night is just around the corner and Beth has been NOT INVITED since 2011 when she pushed her first book onto the Hamptons library for two years in a row [2010 and 2011] "Oh My Dog" with her more recent Yoda the cat books failing to get her into Authors Night since they were so embarrassingly bad even a trash can refused them.

Hilaria of course is scheduled to show up and sign her new book at the Hamptons Authors Night with the back cover featuring an endorsement from Beth as reported on the BFP January 11, 2017, "Narcissistic Nobody Club". I bet Hilaria is so happy that Miss Brain Tumor Maria Menounos also endorsed this book and her comment appears on the back cover too. I think I will live foggy instead of clearly if it leads to a giant melon growing inside of my head. Speaking of which, Hilaria's head is awfully big [just like Beth's who obviously is going clear, I mean clearly living clearly, whatever].

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