Beth Appearance Sparks Wild Rumors

As shown on this blog site, Beth has been wearing huge clothes at her recent public appearances and obviously as also reported by this blogger, Beth has had a deflated left breast since at least December 2016 but now her right breast appears to not be so droopy and big anymore as rumors are swirling that she was having problems with her breast implants that she never admitted she ever had, and that she has naturally wonky weird bulging and deflated breasts that change sizes all the time, but there is an equally wild rumor going around that finally Howard's princess pariah is expecting a mini-pariah in oh, about 7 months or so. Could this really be true? I don't know. I am only reporting what eye witnesses have alleged.

"Getting Wild" Howard Stern event July 20, 2017 at Centro
Trattoria and Bar, Hampton Bays, New York, to benefit
the Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center.

Insiders are saying that this is the real reason Howard Stern could not attend the SiriusXM special concert event featuring Guns N' Roses at the Apollo theater in New York on July 20, 2017, because it conflicted with Beth Stern's "Getting Wild" event held on the same date in the Hamptons, which is a Howard Stern Production using the Wildlife Rescue Center as a front since Beth is skating off with a portion of the donations for her foundation. 

Beth showed up looking like a Lane Bryant model in a huge A-Line fright dress that looks something like what a bored housewife would sew on her Singer waiting for the hubby to come home after sexting his secretary while the cook prepares cocktails.

Miss Beth looks like she might have to
wait for the stork to deliver her baby before it
can deliver her fresh new breast implants.

Beth keeps recycling old photos of herself claiming they are current or at least her cat club crazies think they are current since that is what you would assume when she posts them on INSTAGRAM, but Beth likes to fool people into thinking her photos are current when they are just sitting on her cell phone gathering static and were taken ages ago when she still had breasts and a flat lipo stomach.

Miss Katie Lee Pugsley is on the cover of the current issue of Hamptons magazine and as is typical of these women who marry into the Hamptons like Beth, their faces are "off". It isn't a matter of plastic surgery, they have fucked up faces but it's the D-List women that the old farts in the Hamptons can get to marry them and then the "ladies" are set up in the Hamptons with the properties and set up in some bullshit business designed to make them famous. The rich old geezers can't get any real models or actresses unless they are super old and broke, case in point is that Christie Brinkley. She has to keep working and hasn't remarried yet because nobody can stand to be around her for two seconds and everyone has to pretend she doesn't look 65 years old up close and in person.

Nothing of Beth this year yet in Hamptons magazine,
not even in the editorial pages stuck in a group shot
at the various Hamptons summer events.

The last time Beth had the alleged IVF treatment that bloated up her face and nose and caused her to look sick, was in 2010. Nothing came of it of course but this time it may be go time and a baby is ready to be launched. We know Beth has been having a really hard time getting her mug on television without actually getting arrested and getting a mugshot taken, so having a baby would solve her fame quest problem.

Well personally, I am all for the dull Sterns having a baby. It would liven things up and maybe they can shill for the democratic party like Jimmy Kimmel is doing with his newborn baby who was born with a heart defect since Molly his wife was too old to have kids like Beth is. So you never know, a sick baby might help the Sterns at this point and yes, they are that desperate. I guess we just have to watch what happens as Dame Beth-Man thinks about tidying up the place before going out sans any little dependents running around with diapers to dump. Yuck.

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