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In 2012, The National Enquirer reported that the famous scientologist Kirstie Alley was ordered to recruit Robert Pattinson into the group and one wonders if he took her up on the offer since the scientologists have always endorsed Howard Stern and yet, Howard still carries that giant X on his forehead [aside from the X he got from the producers of "America's Got Talent" when he was ousted from the show] because he allowed the loudmouthed Leah Remini on Reaper Radio since she fled the group. Well in any event, Pattinson's agent has now Stuck Him With Stern and was a guest on Howard Stern's reaper radio show today.
We see Robert was sans his wig and hid his fat head under that hat when appearing with Howard. I just love Robert's giant flat pancake face and broken-looking nose who needs to go back to those bullshit vampire films with Howard and Beth clamoring for free tickets like they did back in the day looking like two idiots. But at least getting these irritating celebs on the Stern show gets Marci Turk off her duff to get the scripted interviews ready for immediate release to the press the second the Stern show ends to keep the Stern stale satellite radio show in the online bullshit press.
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| Headline and article is misleading since this is not Get Wild, it's the Sterns' own fundraiser Getting Wild, a Howard Stern Production, and he gets a cut of the donations via his Bianca's Furry Friends Foundation. |
Beth is still getting the bottom of the barrel guest stars on her unreality show "The Real Housewife of Instagram" and scored this loser nobody is looking for except if they need an escort for the evening.
Beth is busy posting photos of kittens that always end up injured while in her care and no one knows where the selfie monster actually is, which is the point, since she's been in Manhattan and the corporate HQ cat processing center and where the new or older cats are normally housed in the bathroom under quarantine away from the cats all grouped in cages at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. Beth likes to have her social media sites all in a mess to make it appear she is busy when she does nothing but harass kittens all day and calls it charity work. Howard couldn't care less since it keeps the monster out of his weave so he can concentrate on his next big career chess move [insert laughter].
While Howard does turbo meditation marathons and prays to the unfertility gods that Beth's body absorbs another embryo, we see Beth keeps posting those bulbous nose photos for her cat club crazies on her Instagram site.
Well here is my baby gift just in case this time it's for real. An adorable baby romper from Rob Zombie's online store. They're only 20 bucks so wouldn't it be fun if the Sterns got a bunch of these as xmas gifts this year? RZ is having a xmas in July sale going on now so don't hesitate. I mean it could happen for the Sterns, right? Let's think positively.
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#howardwantstoadoptHollySterntheDoginsteadofthefetus
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