Hit & Missy

Beth Stern hit the Hamptons on Saturday [7-8-17] with her galpal Missy Hargraves the one who wears barely there clothes that are falling off her skank body since she is trolling for another rich pigeon while Howard Stern sends the car around to do the drive by drop off of his rarely vertical wifey Beth Ostrosky who always is a plus-one nowadays at these same Hamptons events. 

Beth is a plus-one plus-sized nobody who loves the Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation because she is an animal rights activist who just loves to display them with gold handles and designer labels stitched in their hides.

Monster Beth is prepping for her big photoshoot for "Social Life" magazine and I guess doesn't want her fan to get any freebie shots of her giant body that will be photoshopped into bikinis.

Missy with the skanky legs who thinks anorexia is sexy, got her girl Beth
into the mix wearing an awesome bedspread from HomeGoods. Beth
gets a bunch of free stuff from crummy places and has
to wear it somewhere but she's not famous and does nothing so horned in
on the Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation, Unconditional Love Gala.

I didn't see Beth get her photo with the super rich super philanthropist Jean Shafiroff who normally chairs this event or is honored since she is, well, rich and Beth loves pretending to be a socialite when she's just a social flea on the butt of everyone trying to swat her away.

The lovers livin' it up using other peoples' money.

Beth's publicity agents were there and they have yet to come up with another stunt for Beth since their big idea of those Yoda the cat books were an embarrassing debacle yet they sure collected their fee from Howard the stooge. I am surprised they are in the same zip code as Beth since they normally hang around people they can market, like that Katie Lee [Joel] who is the diva of the food network pretending to eat all that crap she cooks.

Well at least Beth should get into the editorial pages of Hamptons magazine since that's all she can score with that magazine, just squished into group shots at various events throughout the summer. I guess Howard had better get off his duff and start photoshopping some bikinis on Beth while she buries her body in the sand giving their Hamptons neighbors another reason to spend their summers in Europe instead.

Happy Sunday Beth Fans

Spend it in church praying that Beth steps on Howard's iPhone camera and he can't take anymore stupid photos of her while claiming she's a real model and that he's a real photographer.

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