Carnival of Madness

Howard and Beth Stern are getting more and more into their own delusional world since they can't always horn in on local Hamptons parties at the Seinfelds since gosh they are in Italy right now and will return this week after the July 4th Stern scare is over. 

The Sterns are always stuck in the muck of Hamptons humidity and have to make up cheapskate excuses to not travel on real vacations out of the country claiming they are foster cat parents and not scroungers who need to keep working on that cat charity gimmick and keep badgering everyone for money to fund their big dream of their name on a cat adoption center where Beth works as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League. And it's too difficult to drag rescue cats to foreign countries since the animals are normally held in quarantine so it defeats the purpose of the cash poor Sterns in need of a few business expense write-offs claiming that stuffing a cat in a carrier and transporting it between their houses is a charitable tax deduction.

The Seinfelds in Italy enjoying a Stern-free 4th of July.

In a rerun of last year's episode of "The Real Housewife of Instagram" Beth and Howard had two of the same guests to their Hamptons house on July 4, 2016 [posted on Instagram on 7-5-16 as noted on the Beth Fan Page dated July 6, 2016 "Sterns Enlist the D-List"] as they did this year and this time the guests met up with the new mother Beth's kittens and Howard filmed the whole affair for tax purposes and can hopefully count the July 4th party at his house as a business expense.

Pretty funny that Christa appeared to be makeup free in front of the pancake faced Beth with the fake lashes who rarely uses makeup according to Howard Stern but she was so made-up because, well, she is the star of her show inside her own home. I know, she's got that walnut brain housed inside her banana bread head and covers her face in pancake batter while Howard thinks she is makeup free.

As stated, Zach Braff and Christa Miller were on "The Real Housewife of Instagram" last year for the 4th stuck at the Sterns' selfie prison camp for feral cats.

Too funny the Sterns are pretending to be new parents with those newborn kittens while they sit around seeing how many Ostroskys can fit around the meal ticket and empty out the fridge while the Sterns' Florida shell house remains a mystery purchase. Winner takes all in the state of Florida in a divorce or death settlement and we wonder what Trust is really benefiting from that purchase. Well, the Sterns only exist in a few rooms in that Florida mansion since it saves on expenses because Stern overpaid for that fugly fortress with that cosmetic surgery center getting a much needed facelift [now called a spa by the Sterns because DBM called it the spa & surgery center back on February 15, 2015 ref: BFP "Back to the Grind"].

Beth has raised the cruelty bar by posing these newborn kittens into a star in a bizarre display for July 4th. Beth is proving she is demented and treats these animals like mere photo props with Howard giving them stupid names and they call it charity work.

Gee, do we need to send gifts to the demented kitten parents?

How does that new love set photo match up with the rest? This screenshot was originally published on the Beth Fan Page on February 13, 2016 "Modeling School Drop Out". The rating system was developed by Evil Simon Cowell:

Photo was posted on Beth's IG in 2013.

Well it seems the Sterns can cancel their big Casamigos Tequila order since they can no longer buy their way into the Casamigos resort and crash the Aniston rental and wave across the sand at the Clooney/Gerber duo with the side by side mansions since they sold them and moved on. The Sterns only managed to horn in for two years in a row, 2013 and 2014, with the Cabo gang breaking camp and scattering to avoid getting STUCK WITH STERN and his bubble headed wife who thinks she's a model.

I know it's blurry, but Ian Halperin is plugging Bobby Van's Steakhouse restaurant in Central Park, N.Y. As reported on this blog dated July 3, 2017, Howard got a plug for showing up at the Hamptons location in two different issues of Hamptons magazine.

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