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Monday, July 3, 2017

Party Animals

Gosh, we can't wait for the Sterns of Summer in the Hamptons and all their big party crashing events. 

Oh, but Beth hasn't had a cover feature in the big time Hamptons magazine since 2011 and Beth is now pretending to be a new mom surrounded by newborn kittens with Howard Stern visiting the nursery with Beth and the momma cat. The video is disturbingly disgusting. Just have your own baby Beth, what's your problem.

In a video uploaded to Beth's Instagram, Howard Stern pretends his menopausal pariah wife, who is pushing 50 years old, is a new mother. 

Creepy City:





Wonder how much Howard Stern pays to get his plugs into Hamptons Magazine I guess in every issue who knows since my pigeon staffers haven't provided me with that intel. My gosh, poor pathetic Howard, he didn't even pay to get Beth's name included in the restaurant plug. I guess Simon Cowell is super jealous he can't get a steakhouse sighting but is just a giant music mogul with several TV shows and is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and all Stern got was his star dimmed by NBC two years ago when he was given his walking papers when "America's Got Talent" moved back to Los Angeles.




Does anyone really want either Howard or Beth plugging their restaurants? Their bodies are bizarre and lumpy. They had better just start plugging aged potatoes with the sprouting legs. You know Howard's motto, "No Gut, No Glory".




Oh gee, I thought Beth was the foster mom. Nope, as this blogger has said before and Beth continues to prove that I am right, she is dumping cats onto other foster homes yet Beth gets all the credit. She normally does mandate the new foster homes or adopters to set up a "Praise Beth" Instagram account to continually make sure people know they got the cats from Beth, and her name is constantly inserted in these bullshit Instagram accounts. They normally disappear since the new owners get sick of it or the cats are passed onto other people since they were foster homes to begin with but Beth likes to keep that on the down low if she can.



Uh-oh, another kitten post hater. Beth had better get off her duff and dig out another old photoshopped photo of herself that's collecting dust on her iPhone and post it STAT.




Have a Happy 4th of July, Beth Fan Page Lovers! 






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1 comment:

  1. Great coverage of Beth taking all the credit for being a foster mom while she is in fact handing off cats to the actual foster moms after their photo prop time with Beth has expired. But what do you expect from a woman who walks straight into a pole on a NYC street as seen above? I wonder if she banged her head and passed out, if old lady Howard would even notice.

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