Stern Siriusly Stumbles About Bianca the Dog's Time Line

On Wednesday's Howard Stern stale satellite radio show, he had Bill Burr as a guest. Burr is an idiot who created and stars in a show on Netflix called "F is for Family" which is a cartoon that disgustingly sexualizes Jesus and the Virgin Mary. 

See, Howard shits on Christianity and that's why both he and Beth cross-dressed on their xmas card a few years ago. Hey, I'm just the messenger and stating facts here, I am not taking sides. But Howard does take sides. Keep hoping Howard, that Netflix buys your shit shows from the E Channel, a borefest of deformed and overgrown boobs and butts from the porn star stables.

So Howard and Bill were talking about stuff and Howard interjects that he had to flee Manhattan via a helicopter with his girlfriend at the time Beth Ostrosky since the incident occurred in 2003. Howard didn't marry Beth until 2008 but that's a side issue.

Howard first claimed to have fled Manhattan during the 9/11 Twin Towers Tragedy yet later changed his story and said he fled because of that big Northeast power outage that happened in 2003 and he stated he had to get out with Beth and their dog Bianca. 

The reason Howard changed his big story was because Bianca was born in 2002 and did not exist when the 9/11/2001 tragedy occurred. Howard is so desperate to interject Beth in his stories that he stumbles and stammers around. So he changed his story to the 2003 major power outage when Bianca the dog was a one-year old puppy. The reason why you see no photos of the puppy Bianca being carried around by Beth or Howard publicly is because it was never "their" dog and it just stayed inside the Manhattan apartment. Howard [with Beth Buttinsky in tow] selected the dog from a breeder since Beth was not yet into the animal charity cash grab publicity gimmick, so they raced to a breeder to purchase a purebred bulldog. The dog was meant for Howard's shared custodial court ordered visitations with the youngest termite of the Stern clan. He stated at the time that his daughter had a dog at her mom's house and he wanted her to have a dog with him at his Manhattan apartment. Beth Ostrosky later claimed ownership of the dog.

Beth tried to cover up the reason why Howard purchased a purebred dog instead of going to an animal shelter to RESCUE a dog by stating that they got the dog from a "rescue breeder" meaning the breeder rescues bulldogs from extinction. So the breeder BREEDS THEM and SELLS the purebred animals and contributes to the overpopulation of dogs in the United States. About half of all the dogs that end up at municipal animal shelters are from breeders dumping their animals. The dogs don't sell due to inbred deformities that would have disqualified them in the show ring or they were from backyard breeders with a bunch of puppies to unload. If they don't sell, they end up in the landfill or in pet food since they will be euthanized if dumped on a municipal animal shelter. All this is lost on Princess Banana Head with barely a brain cell left to squeeze together and produce a thought. All she could muster was WHERE DO I SIGN and let's get this wedding over with and that was it. She has no clue about animals and actually hates them hogging her camera shot.

So in this New York blackout, Howard Stern claims he had the big task of carrying his dog that was TOO FAT and failed to mention Bianca was only a year old. Somehow Howard forgot that part of his big story about escaping from New York. I get it that you carry a puppy around since they might get trampled and stuff and may not be leash trained, but due to obesity? Hey Howard, do you know what year it is now? Do you think all this happened when Bianca did get big and fat by her 10th birthday when she dropped dead of a heart attack because you and Beth overfed her to death?? 

I think Howard is the one suffering from BLACK OUTS which occurs when as I have said in the past, you wake up with the shakes and need that cup of coffee to steady nerves from what? OH, just alleged major alcoholism. 

This group of photos are from March 2003 when the blackout in NY
happened in August 2003. Beth was
never seen with Bianca the dog until 2005. Howard has 
no photos of Beth with Bianca at one year old or younger.

Beth Buttinsky commandeered the dog Bianca in 2005 and
appeared in a bullshit fashion show with Howard Stern in
the audience. No photos exist of Beth with Bianca prior to 2005.

Also on Wednesday's stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard once again hinted at selling that ol' Howard TV gimmick that died a slow death in 2013 and he couldn't find a pigeon to buy it. So Sirius is supposedly going to air the Stern show on video as well as audio since the show has all those cameras placed in the ceiling and around the studio like a real talk show. So eventually Howard's fan may again actually get to see video as well as listen to the audio version of his stale satellite radio show. 

Gosh, I wanna see that Source Code Robin who only exists as a few body parts attached to a sound board as guests get siriusly creeped out by hearing the disembodied voice of Robin Quivers during their interview with Howard. Hey Howard, will Robin throw another tantrum about getting more money for appearing as on-air talent? Or will she be just a voice-over sidekick from beyond the grave? Howard has reached the bottom of his stupid career. An empty studio with Fred the sound man stoned and hiding behind a barrier and Robin the invisible cackling woman and Howard pretending that weave on his head is relevant. 

Hang it up Howard. Simon Cowell is getting ready to polish his medal as he hopes to become Knighted by Queen Elizabeth and then your head will explode and that weave will blow off and land on a bachelor mother who pretends her baby is yours.

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