Beth Rebuts Dame Beth-Man

In a not so surprising move, the combined brain power of Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky Stern produced a recycled rebuttal to the recent blog entries by the famous Dame Beth-Man whereby this blog has alerted the public to the fact Beth has no clue on how to foster anything but a bitchy attitude. 

Beth is a failed feline foster mother and she proves it herself on her Instagram site by documenting the cats that have died, a cat that fractured its leg, and a cat that escaped the foster cat room at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons only to be in a panic and raced to the top of a dangerously high window ledge off a staircase with Howard Stern teasing it with a laser pointer. 

So what did the Sterns post, notice I use the plural here since Beth has only a few brain cells left that function during the work week and she needs Howard's schoolboy genius to help her to respond to any criticism of Beth being an uneducated, horrible feline foster mom and Howard is a phony getting free limo service back and forth to the Hamptons and his stupid job on a burnt out satellite dish in Manhattan by sticking a cat in the car and claiming it's a part of their animal charity work. Well, whenever they meet up with reality, they recite a common phrase that they have used in the past when anyone calls out Beth's bullshit, it means they are "Kitten Post Haters". Then Howard immediately posts a photo he has taken of Beth sometime in the past which is ridiculous since Beth has been old for the past 17 years, in one of her freakish bikini poses pretending she can actually get naked at some point. As if. Howard does this because he is feeling insecure and inadequate and stupid since he knows Beth was a giant pudge from nowheresville and he thought he could make her famous before he married her but it all failed and he just pretends he married a famous model who's shaped like a lumpy banana with invisible European modeling photos.

Beth is the kitten post hater not me. She is furious that all her past SOLO bikini calendars [2 solo and one where she horned in for one month in an FHM magazine calendar, a defunct and bankrupt magazine] were complete bombs that only the former staffer Stuttering John was forced to buy and fawn over. Beth was finally forced to stick animals in her calendars to count it as "charity work" but even those never sold and Howard just had to count it as his charitable expense since he fosters a couch potato who keeps gluing hair extensions into her balding head and super gluing fake lashes to her pea eyes. 

Beth is mad that she needs to constantly stick cats in her photos for attention and publicity. Otherwise, her Instagram site would be as barren, outdated and abandoned as her personal website "Betho.com" where she is still welcoming her new cat Apple who is long dead from cancer and she is promoting that first book of hers that came out seven years ago, that plagiarized 500 pages of dog info downloaded from the Internet. The site has never been updated to include anything current, including her two Yoda the cat book debacles. Howard refuses to just delete that site since he thinks it's worth something, like someone will take that website name. Big deal.

Beth's angry that she was never launched off this cat fostering gimmick and it has led nowhere. No TV show producers have offered her a show hosting anything let alone documenting her cat fostering publicity gimmicks. What happened to your dream job on Animal Planet, Beth? Have they got your number blocked? No one wants to produce any show for the rarely vertical wife of Howard Stern since that's all she is. Nothing more.

Beth is so stupid she actually publicizes all of her kitten endangerment antics on her social media sites, particularly on her Instagram site where she wants people to contact her and she will decide which feline foster monster she will dump on you and good luck with attempting to teach the cat anything once it's been subjected to the harassing treatment of Beth Stern and allowed to run amok with tons of bizarre cat trees and attacking shelves that are hammered on the walls of her kitten foster room in the Hamptons. Good luck when these brats hit your home and your furniture, wall shelves and curtains. Aside from that, she allows them to run amok in her closets and places them on high shelves where they are trapped at her Manhattan feline foster processing center.

Beth pesters the cats while they're eating or directly after a spay or neuter, with one cat having to be rushed back to the vet by Beth since she couldn't keep her man hands off of it after its spay. Oh yes, it's all there on her Instagram site. Go for it, as her dullard followers eat up the frenzied mess that is Beth Stern. Either she is racing around like a lunatic wearing stupid hats dumping cats while claiming the limo rides back and forth from Manhattan are animal rescue missions when the Sterns are just cheapskates having to show some sort of work product to use the funds from their animal foundation Bianca's Furry Friends.

Beth is completely clueless on how to be around anything living and places a cat tree next to a closet so the foster cats will learn dangerous behavior. Yes, Beth teaches cats to misbehave and heaven help the person who gets stuck with these ferals as one former foster cat Petunia, actually did fall off one of these high shelves since Beth thinks it's so cute to pose them in her closets because she doesn't have much brain matter residing between her ears.

Beth has a long history of placing kittens in danger aside from her general harassment of the animals. She has no clue how to handle them but pokes and prods them while they eat so she can take some photos for her cat club crazies who follow her on Instagram. Gee, how many fractures can we count?

Pretty funny how Beth's clueless followers on her social media sites need to be reminded that Beth fancies herself a real model and not just a pudge from Pittsburgh playing with cats that Howard Stern had to pay to give her a career as a model in bankrupt and free magazines at the ripe old age of 33 yrs old. Give me a break. Where are all of Beth's modeling photos since she was a famous pudgy model in Pittsburgh since she was 9 years old? Uh, nowhere, like where her career is right now.

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