Stingy Sterns Still Collecting Cash

Beth Ostrosky Stern is scheduled to make her annual appearance at the Lewyt Humane Awards Luncheon on June 14, to collect more cash from the public to fund her dream of getting her foundation's name on a cat adoption center at the charity where she works as their national spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League. 

Beth has a dream!!! However, it's our job to fund it. Yep, Beth wants her foundation's name on that cat adoption center but refuses to fund it herself. Her foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, was set up like other stupid foundations that failed celebs do and it's just a tiresome gimmick to get some money when their careers are over or in Beth's case, was never launched but her only claim to fame is that she married Howard Stern whose shelf life ended when his first wife dumped his saggy ass and told him to just stay in Manhattan at his home away from home.

But Beth has deemed herself a celebrity based on zero evidence and rarely wears makeup as stated by Howard Stern on Monday's stale satellite radio show during his conversation with the big star of SiriusXM, Andy Cohen who has a huge hit channel called Radio Andy. Howard had to announce that Beth will get false eyelashes and it doesn't make a difference in her looks and he's right. Beth has that giant overgrown big head and bizarre features with that left lazy eye so eyelashes do not make a difference.

Marks Friggin dot com provides a brief summary each day of the Stern show for those that may not be aware. It's a good source to pin down when the conversations took place during that overly long borefest satellite radio show of Howard Stern who refuses to retire since he can't afford to.

Howard said that Beth adding eyelashes
doesn't make a difference in her looks and he's right.

Miss No Makeup is still pushing that menopausal body onto those cat club crazies that follow her on Instagram and she will torture everyone again this summer with the stale leftover photos that never got published last year in that free lifestyle magazine "Social Life". Miss Stubby Shorty Legs just tries to bury them in the sand as the Hamptons neighbors have another summer of this hilarity where Howard Stern plunks his failed model wife in the sand and takes her picture and they play Mahogany together. We can't wait for the big car crash photoshoot and Beth ends up in a wheelchair for about 8 months.

What's the extremely talented and gorgeous Rob Zombie doing you ask?? Oh, just becoming the biggest sensation touring through Europe again that's all.

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