The Cult of Bagels

Before she became Princess Xenu, Katie was linked
with the alleged former escort James Van Der Beek.

Bagel Wednesday proves to be a big hit on the Howard Stern stale satellite radio show as the aged SNL stars with the movies designed for people sharing a brain with their pet cat, visit Bagel Boy Howard Stern even though Howard gets stressed out having to cough up an extra $1.15 for one extra bagel since he and the executive staff purchase only one bagel per employee each Wednesday that he decides to not phone it in but show up and hit some buttons. 

On Bagel Wednesday, Howard waited for Adam Sandler the aged D Lister to eventually show up bringing his SNL buddy with him, Rob Schneider, who no one can stand since he was one of the Men Behaving Badly and drove Justine Bateman and Ron Eldard to mutiny forcing the studio to break their contracts and free them from Schneider. Oh, but Howard loves him because Schneider's sitcom came in 79th place in the ratings so they both are good at tanking shows.

Oh but wait, there is another group out there that is sort of a rip off of the scientology movement I guess without a space overlord called The Landmark Forum which boasts fruitloops like Alicia Silverstone as a member who loved staring at her fridge while turning down an offer of marriage years ago from Sandler and is an alleged lesbian as if that's a bad thing but since she's married with a child I guess she really is bisexual aside from the well known fact when she was a young and struggling actress she had a much much older female benefactor who helped her not be too clueless and take a dive off that freeway overpass.

Hair Plug Jackson. Did
he get them from the Forum
or from Stern's Scientology
hookup?

The Broadway star and singer Cheyenne Jackson, who announces his sobriety every 60 days while showing up smashed at Hollywood parties, is also reportedly a member of the Landmark Forum which has helped him gain the confidence to go from the chorus to being a star on Broadway to playing a gay character in the HBO movie "Behind the Candelabra" to becoming a dull concert performer who sings to empty seats. Gosh, does the Backstage Broadway Babe Beth O know him? She is a very famous hanger-on.




Dame Beth-Man gets tired of being right all the time as Howard Stern hurled more insults at Simon Cowell on Monday since as I have stated since last year that Stern's team of telephone terrorists have been badgering the producers of "America's Got Talent" (AGT) to let the idiot on the radio appear as a guest judge on AGT. We know Howard failed at getting any attention last year and so he has to step up his insult game. Maybe he should hire Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to get Simon's attention. All you can do with Howard the disgruntled pest who quit AGT before getting fired is to ignore him. We can't wait to see what the village idiot Howard can do to get Simon's attention since it will be a very long summer with Howard ranting and raving as we hope the old man doesn't end up in the ER frothing at the mouth wondering why Simon Cowell didn't want to steal Beth Stern away from Howard and have a two-headed goober via IVF that doctors would have to put out of its misery. I guess I just answered my own question. Suddenly Mr. Stern, the self admitted faux pedo porn addict who can't stop his self pleasuring addiction and who made a living off of his sexist and racist jokes is suddenly a moral compass for America telling his radio listener that Simon is somehow immoral. So what. Simon stole his friend's wife. Big fucking deal Howard, no one wants Beth and you're stuck with her and you can't take it.

Item from March 26, 2017 BFP:

Howard had the nerve to ask himself if he's an idiot in that article above when yes, he is an idiot.

Howard was called an idiot because he compared hacked
email accounts with the terrorist attacks on the WTC on 9/11.
On 4/11, Howard attacked Simon Cowell.

Hey Howard, do you think you'll ever win a real award that doesn't involve porn or like the time when you were nominated for a Razzie Award for the Worst New Star for your performance in that boring amateur almost straight to video bomb called "Private Parts"? Maybe if you shave off that dick you might win an award for women in radio like Sandra Bernhard has for her stellar show on Radio Andy called Sandyland airing on SiriusXM satellite radio.

The prestigious Gracie Awards [named after the legendary radio and television star Gracie Allen of Burns & Allen] will be presented to winners on June 6 in Beverly Hills. Among those who will be picking up the award are 2017 radio industry winners Kelly Ford, Shelli Sonstein, Rita Crosby, SANDRA BERNHARD and Cheree Carter.

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