Laundry Day

Well it's Sunday and I've got to take some time to yell at staff to do the laundry since it starts piling up everywhere and I can hardly see what clothes to send out to be laundered and what clothes to launder at home because right now I can hardly see the floor so I can take floor selfies like the leader of the selfies, Beth Ostrosky Stern, as shown on her Instagram site that she thinks is a real website.

We see more evidence of animal abuse and kitten endangerment by Beth Stern as I have documented before on this blog, as Beth shoves kittens off a pet bed and wedges them between the bed and a dark and dirty corner of her phony foster kitten room to do what? To plug the Ellen DeGeneres line of pet products.

Having trouble getting back on the Ellen Show, Bethie?? Will it help that you bought her cheap shit DOG BED for 26 bucks? I didn't see where you plugged the bed, so I guess you had to buy it out of your personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends' public donation account and consider it a big business expense for your cat room no one asked you to have but your hubby Howard Stern had to set you up in some business so the public will hand you money for taking photos of cats and calling it charity work while thousands of cats sit and wait to die in municipal animal shelters but Beth couldn't care less, it's about getting the kittens bred in a field from an apparent lesbian group home in Florida masquerading as some adoption site. Beth only wants kittens because they are easily re-dumped onto other people and she will only take an adult cat that has been slated for a foster farm to ensure she won't get stuck with it forever.

You know, Bethie, that only one photo with detailed information on how to adopt the cat is all that is needed. Not a general gmail account where Bethie decides which animal to dump at your doorstep as she flees and you are stuck with either a demented maniac that's foaming at the mouth or a crafty curtain shredder and good luck returning the feral package to Beth O the cat dumper. It's all a facade so she can appear nice in front of strangers who have no clue who she is, just a failed model and celebrity wannabe wife of Howard Stern with a science experiment body - hey, have any of those photos from those medical journal body part modeling gigs surfaced? On second thought, never mind. I've got a laundry ticket to find.

It's all over the Internet how George Clooney is suspected of having his laundry piling up and having to launder it, since Clooney is known for being a dim bulb and falls for anything to support his not so alleged huge gambling addiction. He also needs someone to fund his movie career and Oscar bids while having to go to the Middle East to find a bride with so much dough, it's shooting out of the oven. Miss Amale is allegedly pregnant at 48 [sounds like a reality show] since we've got to keep up appearances they are a "normal" couple and keep Georgie out of the women's clothing and in the good graces of his fans. George has invested in tons of stuff and it's no secret he was involved with the money laundering scandal during Hillary Clinton's run for the roses and snatching petals away from the democratic party to fund her campaign.

Gee, what corporation will George shill for next? How about the Howard Stern Stick It To Simon Fund to get back on TV and kick Simon Cowell to the curb by insulting him on his stale satellite radio show?

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