I Am DB

The Internet Movie Database (IMDb) claims to be the world's authoritative source for movie, TV and celebrity content when they print utter gibberish and I guess anyone can contribute to the site as we wonder who actually completes each page of information for celebrities and pseudo celebrities alike. Actors, crew and industry executives can create their own pages and upload head shots and other photos on the professional site IMDbPro. 

So what profound moron completed Beth Ostrosky Stern's IMDb page that contains tons of errors, or does it? We know her husband Howard Stern refuses to hire anyone to maintain a professional website for Beth. She has a stale and defunct website called BethO.com where she announces the new addition to her family Apple the Cat, a cat that's been dead for about two years and she announces her new book "Oh My Dog" which came out seven years ago and she's published two books since then along with calendars that do not appear on her website. So obviously, Howard has no interest in keeping a current website for his big celebrity superstar model wife, one that no one has heard of until she married King Peanut Head with the dust bunnies glued to his pate.

Howard stopped funding Beth's personal website and just has her use the free social media sites for obvious reasons, they're free to registered users. Howard spends almost nothing promoting Beth and her useless life projects of badgering people for money and bothering her neighbors in the Hamptons and in Florida pestering them using a cat as bait and an excuse to bang on their doors to make sure they know their neighbor is Beth, the wife of Howard Stern, the dullard on the radio who has managed to take his radio audience to a whole new level of boredom.

Another site claiming Beth was a big model in Europe and Beth has never provided a shred of evidence:

Saving the best for last - I guess I have been searching all those European sites under the wrong name. I assumed her name was Elizabeth or Beth, not Benn. Oh, and we get yet another story of how she met Howard Stern.

Let the hilarity continue as it is pretty funny that Alec Baldwin is all mad over his memoir "Nevertheless" claiming the book is filled with typos, errors and omissions by the publisher. I wonder if he mentions literally dumping that admitted inebriated Janine Turner at the altar when I wonder if he knew she was for hire. I mean literally, she was always reportedly a very high priced girlfriend and made it no secret and has "dated" a bunch of her leading men and as is the norm for these pros, they rarely if ever name the father of their child since I mean, they are giant married men with money to afford having families on the side much like Howard Stern orders salad dressing on the side then dumps the whole thing on his romaine lettuce with tomatoes with his giant platter of Kobe beef while he and Beth claim to be "almost vegan".

Does The Shadow address in his book the rumors that he had a drug problem
and hit Kim a few times during their marriage?

Alec is a regular at the annual Hamptons Authors Night with Beth pushing her first book "Oh My Dog" for two years in a row [2010 and 2011] at the event while her later Yoda the Cat books have never been invited to the event. No one can stand that bully Yoda the cat who swats kittens off cat trees and is a made up phony composite cat with the original Yoda the cat allegedly having died and Beth having to snatch a much older Persian cat as a replacement. Yoda the cat with the plagiarized name leeching off the Star Wars franchise has failed so far at obtaining a publisher for a third book in the series featuring Yoda bullying kittens.

I hope Howard Stern is loving the Primetime Emmy Award winning show "Jay Leno's Garage" where he shares his passion for cars and even got the chance to drive the actual 1965 Jaguar owned and driven by Steve McQueen. Eat your heart out Howard, you are not a content creator but just rehash stories from MSN and the National Enquirer and call it a radio show while Gary the Gopher runs around the Sirius satellite studios trying to ferret out anyone who will stop by the Stern studio and consent to a potentially career ending interview.

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