The Clock

I've never seen a clock inside the Howard Stern stale satellite radio studio where he hides behind a huge microphone and computer screens and is filmed in CGI to hide the fact he's had a ton of reconstruction done and I don't mean on the studio. 

Normally, Howard videotapes all of his radio shows and there are cameras placed around the studio, but I haven't seen a clock within the camera shot. The same when photos are snapped inside the studio and posted on the Stern Show's social media sites. The public has no idea when Howard is in the studio doing a live broadcast of his show or if portions are taped with Howard just sitting there like Rupert Pupkin hitting buttons on a tape recorder since that's where his show sits, just exists digitally on a computer since even Rupert would have graduated to a computer or iPhone by now with his wealthy insane female friend still stalking "Jerry". 

Howard Stern is also having a mental
meltdown over the fact SImon's
brand new show "Britain's Got Talent"
premiered on Sunday with Simon
of course as head judge with
Stern having zero new projects.

Oh, but wait. No clocks in view is on purpose since Howard's show is rarely live since getting kicked off terrestrial radio and onto a pay service where ratings don't exist. 

After Howard sued Monster Malone for more money and failed, he has been griping about having to show up everyday at the SiriusXM studios so now he's down to about three days of live shows per week. 

NBC, who contracts with Sirius, got Stuck With Stern after Sirius did a settlement deal by getting the pest a temporary judging job on "America's Got Talent" (AGT) where Howard proved he could tank a ratings winner during the summer months before they finally could be free of him when Simon was finally able to take over as head judge on his own show. Now Howard's on a vendetta against Simon Cowell to insult him, as if insults can get Stern back on AGT as a guest judge or on any television show since no one wants that aged dead weight sinking their ratings. Well, Howard thinks he's hilarious with those scripted insults against Simon Cowell that he buys from the maintenance man in his building in between writing dissertations for his "chess" club about how all straight men enjoy wearing women's clothing.

Where's your clock Howard? Howard claims Andy Cohen was busy and could not make an in-studio appearance during George Takei's gay birthday bash on Monday's show when Andy was there at Sirius doing a live broadcast at 11:15 a.m. interviewing Jennifer Hudson.

Howard and George openly talk about gay stuff and intimate sexual details so I am not saying anything out of place here. The gay party happened between 7:30 a.m. - 9:30 a.m. with George shuttled out of there immediately after his birthday party. Hmmm, wonder why. Gee, was it pre-recorded since it contained adult material, as in a ton of naked gay men were in the studio? Robin was probably not in the studio since she primarily works from home after suffering from staged cancer and she is currently celebrating Couchella having a fun time deciding on what snacks to bring to her microphone as she relates news for the Stern show that nobody cares about before the show wraps for the day.

Andy Cohen starts his live broadcast at SiriusXM
in New York at 10 a.m. with any celebrity guests
arriving at about 11 a.m. Andy had plenty of time to
stop by the Stern studio in person, and wish George Takei a
happy birthday since the birthday party segment
was from 7:30 - 9:30. Was the birthday
segment pre-recorded and on tape?

The sponsor of George's birthday party was this off-Broadway musical since Stern pays for nothing and it shows. Yes, openly gay men paraded naked into the Stern studio for entertainment purposes and to plug their stage show.

Howard is having a mental break right now with all these numbers, dates, and stuff and is still having a difficult time moving into his Florida Facelift & Phony Foster Feline Fortress because the numbers are not adding up. Ummm how many bedrooms? How many baths? Howard can't move in until the house is numerologically correct and no one is sure he has actually spent a full night there.

Tarot card #12 represents careful
planning and orderly growth
of hair transplants leading
to spiritual development.

So Stern, the Big Cheese of Numerology, only shows up about 12 days per month of that scripted dull radio show and has a lot of scripted filler on tape. Howard's 112 Production company also shows his obsession with that number and when it's reduced to its lowest value which is four, it shows how Howard views himself. How fitting since Howard fancies himself the KING of all media. The King or Emperor tarot card is #4, and represents being a dictator, ruler, authority figure and wants obsessive control over people and situations. Stern controls his empire of morons and non-earners by paying them off and to write awesome comments about him on social media sites and to various online articles about Howard. 

Howard fancies himself as the King of All Media and loves his throne.

I know, what about tarot card #3 [reducing the number 12]. Well, gosh, that's the person I have mentioned a million times before on this blog, the Empress High Priestess of the Stern Clan, Miss Emily, who else?

More problems for Howard - 

things just aren't adding up, are they?

Sheryl's another one of those aged
stars who have emerged with a giant
facelift after suffering from a bout with
staged cancer, right Robin?

So Sheryl Crowbar was on the the Stern show on Tuesday? Normally it's Beth Tuesday but I guess today was Straight Tuesday after the gay birthday party on yesterday's show. Howard had tons of filler about how popular he was with the ladies when he was young and later in life yet has zero proof of dating anyone after the first wife dumped his saggy ass before he could "move on" to the Hollywood celebrity roundtable where he was just roasted and sent back to a radio dial and ended up with a backstage babe who was getting long in the tooth before finally setting up house in Stern's now-corporate penthouse apartments in Manhattan.

Gossip about Sheryl Crowface? Oh, just old news about how she was alleged to have broken up Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche by dating Anne and then dumping her and moving on to a massive alleged drug addiction with Anne found wandering around alone high as a kite in the desert around Hemet [gosh, isn't there a scientology outpost there?]. Sheryl likes Stern as they both work on going clear, clearing out the clutter, getting things done, as Stern is fighting to be accepted into the 45+ clique of $cience lovers in Hollywood and you don't need to look any farther than Jen & Crowe & Courtney & a bunch of other alleged "friends". Just saying; don't know.

Earth Day is April 22. Will Howard plant anything new on his head?

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