Howard Flirts With Disaster

Howard Stern plays all sides since he has no character, integrity, grit or grime and is just a fraidy cat when it comes to having any substance and convictions and will either quickly change his viewpoint if there is some fame gain in it for himself or he will roll over and play dead or run and hide and no one knows where he is when he drops insult bombs against celebs via his satellite radio show while he pushes Big Beth O Stern in front of him to block and tackle all oppressors and post bullshit photos of cats all day on her Instagram site so you will learn to love the useless talentless fame hound from nowhere and you'll forget that Howard Stern is hiding out waiting for take-out pasta from the goodfellas' eateries in Tribeca and thinks that his atrophied 65 yr old body is fit and trim.

On Tuesday's Stern stale satellite radio show, he again allowed Chelsea Handler to hog the airwaves since she is always in production. She's got books, TV shows, cable shows, netflix shows, on and on as the workaholic is also a fame-aholic and she inserts herself anywhere she can in the mainstream press by what? Oh, slamming scientology. She is quoted online by saying that anytime John Travolta [censored] a masseur, a Scientologist gets their wings. The openly devout scientologist Laura Prepon was on the Chelsea Handler show "Are You There, Chelsea Handler" which was a violation and the show was canceled after 12 episodes. 

Howard plays all sides since he is desperate to have anyone [and I mean anyone] sit and be interviewed for his boring satellite radio show, plus he is desperate to get his face back on TV and is desperate to have someone purchase that debacle called Howard TV, where Howard charged a subscription fee so people could watch his boring satellite radio show. Howard wants to be paid twice for each individual radio show, one subscription for the audio version and one subscription for the video version. Right, no one paid and no is paying, so he has to pander to anyone on TV or on some subscription based service in hopes they will get his facelift back on television.

Howard allowed the rogue former scientologist Leah Remini on his show and that was a big faux pas, but he could always blame the Sirius staff for that but still, Howard is treading on thin ice. Especially now claiming that David Letterman stopped by his studio on Monday. Howard hopes that David Letterman's production company will fund Howard TV. Stern does a big sales pitch whenever he corners anyone with money as if investing in a senior citizen with a fruitloop wife rolling around on the floor in the Hamptons is something anyone would want to invest in yet Howard is relentless and can't face facts he's got to cough up some membership money if he wants any help from the boys from Xenu.



No one is talking about the California ferret [residing in the state illegally as a Hollywood pet of a celebrity] who alleges they saw Howard Stern enter an office inside the Scientology mega movie studio compound on Sunset Boulevard. After this source communicated this information to another source who sourced out DBM, the ferret was found floating face down in a swimming pool in a mansion on that same famous boulevard with its owner waiting for her closeup.



















In an unrelated story, Michelle Pfeiffer's facelift has emerged back onto the big CGI screen with her bizarre image denying that she's had any plastic surgery when it's obvious she's had a giant nose job and a myriad of facial enhancements from a skilled surgeon and it's not a result of only a skilled dietitian.

Can you move that facelift honey? Michelle was
in LA on April Fool's Day plugging what many
believed was a Stern biopic called "The Wizard of Lies",
but it's not. Granny Michelle's hubby allegedly
sleeps with anyone remotely resembling his wife
and is the reason why we got stuck with Ally McBeal.

Want a scarf designed by Cher? They are sold on the Home Shopping Network and at the Vida Collections website.

Sooo, where are the Beth Stern Scarves?? Oh, I think L'Wren Scott bought one and for some reason Beth never sold another one. Hmmm.

I guess Beth Tuesday was a big nothing on the Stern show with Beth back at home at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons getting ready for her closeup when she dumps cats onto other people and ferrets out fresh photo props for her instagram unreality show. Will her Instagram show feature any new guests? Stay tuned Beth Fans.

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#pfeiffer
#howardsterndoesntlivewithbeth
#bethisbigeverywhere
#lwrenscott
#noel