Without the support of the scientology celebs, Howard Stern would just disappear from this planet and have to fly to outer space to get any guests for his stale satellite radio show that's flying around getting lost in space with the Sirius corp having to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars relaunching that Stern satellite.
Oh, and it seems the permanent residents at Sirius with the hit channels have to pander to the old bagel boy Howard Stern and submit to an interview on his channel so they are not followed and bothered. Everyone has to pretend Howard is in charge of that spaceship from bow to stern or face the consequences. Howard just happens to love the telephone and the blind item press. How do I know? Just random personal observations aside from a few alleged bystanders who stand by and hear things while doing a bit of google glass cleaning.
Howard Stern has always had the support of the scientology celebs especially since moving to outer space with his satellite radio show on that dog star even though Beth Stern has moved on to cats since they don't require a lot of space or numerous daily walks. Beth loves to model the floor of her kitten room in her home in the Hamptons as documented on her Instagram site where Howard Stern pays about 0.0 to fund Beth's cat fostering gimmick while Howard fights thetans with Kirstie Alley parading into the Stern show to be interviewed numerous boring times along with tons of other stars like Leah Remini who recently left the church yet Stern still let her parade onto his show since you've got to know what the enemy is planning, right? Let the scientologists in on her game plan and recent activities. Years ago Howard had on his radio show a few times that Lisa Marie Presley who the church could not market with a singing voice that sounded like a cow pulling its foot out of the mud so supposedly she and her mom Priscilla have left the scientology building for good with Lisa in a battle royale over her fortune since she is divorcing her scientology husband and of course he wants custody of the kids and half her fortune.
Gosh, who else is going through a HUGE DIVORCE BATTLE with the husband claiming half her fortune along with battling for custody of their kid who just did the Stern satellite radio show on Monday? Oh right, Scarlett Johansson with Howard Stern under a major gag order to not bring up anything about the divorce since Princess Trying to Break Off from the Scientologists would get into hot water with her lawyers. Howard is forced to conduct pre-approved scripted interviews with boring celebrities or he would be stuck interviewing the bagel crumbs on the counter at his satellite radio studio instead of a celebrity pushing their latest project.
Scarlett Johansson always battles the bulge and decided to not wait until Bagel Wednesday to consent to an interview with Howard Stern aside from having her assets in the freezer temporarily, she really shouldn't spend the $1.15 the Stern staff would have charged her for that extra bagel anyway.
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Love "Stick 'em with the Stern"! It perfectly describes having to endure an interview with Howard and knocks "Hit 'em with the Hein" into the dustbin of irrelevance.
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