Craig's List

Fearless Ferguson gets his
first Town Hall at Sirius
on March 24, leaving Stern
in the dark [as usual].

Craig Ferguson scored a Town Hall interview with a couple of old Dames, Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda who have a show on Netflix called "Grace and Frankie" with Bob Saget also making the rounds at Sirius. Yes, they chose Craig to interview them for that huge Town Hall event at the SiriusXM studio where the public can participate and take a close look at the stars who are being interviewed. Ferguson is the latest acquisition of SiriusXM in their quest to pack their channels with content to deflect from the fact that Howard Stern's salary is redlined even though his channels result in negative revenue for Sirius and is forced to go dark about 18 days a month.

Gosh, doesn't Bob Saget want to
almost sit on Stern's lap?

Ferguson is fearless with snatching the spotlight and will get any guest he wants on his satellite radio show while Howard Stern cowers in a corner in his dark satellite radio studio fretting about using the show's petty cash to buy those stale bagels for staffers once per week when he decides to show up to his stale job. Howard keeps taking tons of vacation days to deflect from the fact his channels operate in the red and he can't get any guests to show up anyway for his stale satellite radio show. It also buys him tons of time to stack up news items from the MSN website so he has content for his boring show when he decides to parade through the hallways with his invisible crown on his head and take a break from working on his second career of badgering movie producers for work while keeping his selfie pariah wife out of his weave as she pretends to be "almost" pregnant.

Gosh, Craig's vegan too? 

The self-proclaimed "almost vegan" couple Howard and Beth Stern, thought that by saying they are almost vegan they would get on a few magazine covers but no luck so far since the selfie couple eat tons of fish and dairy products and brag about it while wearing tons of designer clothes and accessories made out of animal slaughter industry byproducts which to them, makes it fair game while they continue to support animal slaughter by using the byproducts from that industry but I know this is all lost on the publicity-desperate couple of phonies.

Everyone knows that Beth is into the phony foster cat gimmick, but some people may not realize that Howard has created a safe haven for those hair transplants he is fostering under that hat he pulls out of the closet when new foster hair arrives.

The Primetime Emmy Award Winning Host of RuPaul's Drag Race, RuPaul, premiered Season 9 of his hit show on VH1 with Lady Gaga horning in as a guest judge since the poor Lady can't afford a Damehood and she needs the dough aside from the massive publicity that RuPaul can bring to any celeb. One wonders why Howard Stern will not appear in drag on the show. I guess he feels threatened by all the queens and will not be allowed to hog the spotlight like he did when he bullied his way onto the David Letterman late night talk show and appeared on many occasions in drag. I guess Howard just has to be the top queen in any production.

We can't wait for the summer season of "America's Got Talent" (AGT) with the top judge Simon Cowell returning along with everyone else sans that Nick Cannon, who finally had to quit because all his stunts were not getting him fired off the show. He is kind of panicking since the exwife was threatening to cut off his alimony if his income reached a certain level.

Lovely Heidi Klum was spotted on March 25 in Los Angeles celebrating the 70th birthday of Sir Elton John, the super talented superstar who keeps selling out concerts around the globe while the other piano man Billy Joel does nothing but get stuck with Howard Stern and ambushed by Stern's paid photogs since the only way Stern can get any attention nowadays is by either insulting the President or at beanery sightings.




Poor Howard has to come up with some stunts of his own to steal some headlines from Simon Cowell this year as insiders are wondering what the status is of that unauthorized [ha ha cough cough] biography of Howard that's expected to just amazingly talk about what a hot property he is and that he was attacked by a million lovely ladies - oh before Princess Pudgy showed up and ended his faux partying days. Someone thinks this will be yet another attempt at making the first wife jealous when the only person Howard lived with after the breakup of his first marriage was his personal assistant and all around toady and constant companion Ralph Cirella. To this day, no one knows the real story of exactly how Beth Ostrosky met Howard Stern although some have stated that they know but want to be paid for the information. Well, obviously no one is paying so it must be a pretty dull story.

After hooking up with the Pittsburgh Pariah, Howard actually thought everyone would believe this messed up specimen was a model. How hilarious is that? Well, all anyone has found pre-Stern days was when she was a fat catalog model modeling cheap polyester lingerie, photos that are readily available on the Internet.

Happy Sunday Beth Fans, as Dame Beth-Man

rarely gets a day off.

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