Ghost In The Weave

Original photoshop by Dame Beth-Man
appeared on the Beth Fan Page exactly
one year ago today on March 30, 2016
in the blog entry titled "Useless Nightmare". 

In a surprising turn of events, Howard and Beth Stern did not score any tickets to the premiere or to the after party of Scarlett Johansson's new film "Ghost in the Shell" held on March 29 in New York even after the celeb with the short sausage legs consented to being interviewed by Howard Stern on March 27.

Gina Gershon was at the premiere who Beth is super jealous of after Gina wrote a book about her cat and Howard Stern refused to let her appear in person on his satellite radio show because only Beth can appear in person to plug her own cat stories. Gina's book was a true, heartwarming story and not like Beth's Yoda the Cat books about a cat who bullies kittens and who has a plagiarized name leeching off the Star Wars franchise to get more Google hits since no one is searching any search engines for Beth or Howard Stern unless it's to laugh at their obscurity.

March 29, Ghost in The Shell
After Party [Helena is the drunk on the left
in the photo].

Former model with the ugly face who has seen way too many after parties, celebrated the premiere of Scarlett's movie, Ms Christensen who supposedly was or is repped by Don Buchwald is a secret spy for Stern and she has been linked with dating, wait for it and don't throw up, Norm MacDonald [gross] and who? Orlando Bloom, the guy Howard allegedly butted into at that phony Aniston/Theroux wedding stunt in Hollywood a few years ago. There is normally an agency connection with whomever gets STUCK WITH STERN and has to make up stories to get rid of the pest who wants to leech off of everyone else's fame as Orlando and his girlfriend Justine are in hiding.

March 29, New York, ghost faced Scarlett
appeared at the premiere of her film
Ghost in the Shell.

Scarlett was front and center of course at the New York premiere of her film with bad skin, bad lighting and horrible makeup. I guess she was suffering from post traumatic stress disorder after fully realizing she just did the Stern satellite radio show as her handlers had to keep all booze and pills out of reach since she finally realized her career has peaked and had to resort to the Stern show to publicize to his fan that she has a new movie out, I mean, it would send anyone into a deep dark pit of depression having your agent Stick You With Stern. We hope that agent is still alive after doing that booking.

Scarlett is facing bad skin as well as
losing half her fortune to the
ghost she married.

The taping of Season 12 kicked off already for NBC's "America's Got Talent" with Simon Cowell facing yet another season of Stern's jealousy and his barrage of insults against the show when producers refused to extend his contract for Season 11, the highest rated season since the Hindenburg Howard Stern Seasons 7 -10.

Simon faces yet more telephone terrorism from Stern who is reportedly again desperate to appear as a guest judge on the show since he cannot stand his current state of suspended animation on that stale satellite that keeps getting lost in space.

Miss Giant Facelift & Implants
can share stories with
Heidi since she dated Seal.

We know the history of supermodels Tyra Banks and Heidi Klum both alumni of Victoria's Secret and Sports Illustrated having appeared many times in print and on fashion show runways and their history is plainly documented on the Internet in comparison to Beth O'Nobody whose only history is appearing in random black and white Pittsburgh newspaper ads or online fat clothes catalogs and modeling those awesome pants that never need ironing that come in those pastel polyester colors. Beth has never scored any legit, mainstream modeling ads, layouts, cosmetic or clothing contracts, nothing, since she's always gone from being an ugly kid who needed a giant nose job to an ugly adult who had a nose job and now has so many needle bumps in that face she might as well just hold up a blurry piece of plastic in front of her face to mask the marks and her face that's heading south.

Don't talk about her weight. Don't you know she gained a ton of weight
since having her fake baby delivered via surrogate?

Beth will still be taking selfies in the afterlife badgering the public for money to build an invisible cat adoption center at the North Shore Animal League to promote her selfie foundation Bianca's Furry Friends.

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