Mel B Blocks Mr. Botox?

I don't know, but Howard Stern admitted on his stale satellite radio show this date, that he kept trying to send an email to the famous Melanie Brown, a.k.a., Mel B, the former Spice Girl, Broadway star and one of the current judges on NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) to send his condolences about her father passing away. Stern said the email kept bouncing back at him and I guess was hitting him in that giant botoxed forehead of his. Howard is a well-known telephone and text terrorist and can't stop bothering people for work, etc., as he sits home alone in his private village of the damned hoping someone will answer their phone and even resorts to doing an email even though he is terrified of being hacked and the nation would see how he is an ignored pariah with all of his emails pinging back at his facelift.

This is the case with anyone who gets stuck with Howard Stern. When you are finally free of the pest you've got to immediately change ALL of your contact numbers and go into hiding, even coming up with dead relatives to stave off the frizzy weaved desperado who thinks that we all don't know how he got that judging stint on AGT in the first place - oh, Sirius knows, right? Shut up the dolt and get him work with your corporate buddies so Mr. Nuisance will stop filing bullshit lawsuits saying that his employer owes him money for subscribers that never happened. The merger merged Sirius and XM with the XM people having to add the Stern Channels to their subscriptions, thus quantifying the number who Stern actually attracted to his channels following the merger, which was approximately 112 people which did not qualify Stern for any bonuses. So anyway, NBC is free of the pariah for now who tanked the ratings for AGT from 2012 - 2015 as documented on this blog as well as all over the Internet from myriads of news sources.

Bitch is a successful Beth.

Oh, but wait, AGT just reportedly signed Tyra the Terrible as the host since all of Nick Cannon's stunts failed at getting him fired so he had to quit and come up with a big reason so Mariah Carey won't cut his alimony payments to almost nothing. Mr. Unemployed can keep those checks coming until their two headed kids reach 18 years old. Nick is on the Carey Carnival and hopes to not be fired from her circus since she is rolling in dough. 



Remember, Princess Bethie was a guest on the old talk show of Tyra's when Beth was publicizing her upcoming nuptials to the DJ dinosaur and it was held at a bar at Le Cirque in NY, a tourist trap restaurant to get Beth to show up to the fiasco. She can smell that liquor from miles away as she was doing a few laps around Central Park to burn off some gas before crash landing on the curb waiting for her limo to show up with Howard hiding in the backseat terrified of sniper fire.  


Howard said at the time on his satellite radio show that Princess Bethie got drunk and was shoved into her waiting limo. This was shortly after the nuptials and photo session by their paid photog was finished with Howard failing to mention the non-bidding war over which tabloid would get stuck with printing them and driving down sales. Beth never had time to change out of her wedding dress into a traveling carnival getup but just kept that FREE wedding dress debacle from Marchesa and stuffed herself in the limo and headed back to the Manhattan corp apts. They emerged the next day to head out to what would be their new venture after Beth incinerated her bulldog Bianca in 2012, Stalag Beth in the Hamptons where they stick a bunch of cats in a locked room and call it charity work before the animals are dumped onto real foster homes and nutjobs wanting a photo with Bethie and then the cats are shoved out a back door and hopefully will get food thrown at them from time to time.

Beth threw that big coat over her free wedding dress
from Marchesa since it could not be shown to the
public prior to it's release in US magazine, the tabloid
that bid embarrassingly low for the photos but that's all
Stern could get to print them.

Brooke Shields has her weekly show on the SiriusXM dial, the Stars Channel and she nabbed the famous Calvin Klein who is rarely vertical these days but Brooke had to show off that her ass can still fit into his jeans unlike the ever widening ass of Beth O who can't find her ass because it's seeping into her upper thighs.

Poor Howard, he's got tons of competition at Sirius now, what with the Town Halls where all the celebs skip the stale Stern studio and anyone who is anyone heads to Radio Andy and the Stars Channel.

Gosh, even this loser headed for Radio Andy and not the Stern old fart studio?? Wow, can't believe it but it's true. Howard didn't get anyone to show up on Monday's show as we wonder if Howard was there himself since he likes to pre-record most of that bullshit so his lawyers can ensure no laughs exist for that four hour borecast so no one can sue the old man who is supporting tons of dead weight around his mid-section and his three dead weights that do nothing but fly into NY to have daddy increase their Trust Fund allowances since the middle daughter married her freeloader hubby who is happy to have won the Stern lottery, you know, like Beth did. Beth was reportedly having a fit since she is desperate to hang onto that Florida money pit while staving off any stern storm warnings.

On March 13, the 89 year old Tony Danza headed for Radio Andy
and not Stern's Weavecast. Pretty funny since he's an alleged homophobe.

Gosh, I see Heidi and Tyra but no Beth, the self-proclaimed
international model who modeled everywhere and modeled everything.

Can Inspector Clouseau find Beth's European modeling photos?

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