Blind Model Beth

Beth is a defunct magazine model.

In an item sent to me by a Beth Fan from the Howard Stern Show forum at Dawgshed dot com, we find that Beth Ostrosky Stern has a new modeling gig! Wow, hold on folks, is it with Victoria's Secret? Sports Illustrated? Maybe a Revlon or Cover Girl ad? Nope, she is a blind item model. You see, Howard's PR team are having an impossible time keeping up their end of the pre-nup by having Beth Stern appear in print at least once per month somewhere, online or otherwise since the dolt does nothing and is not famous for anything and doesn't have any job anywhere on TV or in movies since she is just a pudgy pariah from Pittsburgh with fame eluding her for 45 years and counting.

Oh, and the hilarious part is the blind gossip site used a photo of Beth from 14 years ago when she was a laugh riot as a 30+ thick bikini model with her fat ass and huge thighs submerged in water. I mean how funny is that? The former unknown globally famous invisible model is not aging well and has never appeared in person for any photoshoot unless Howard pays for secrecy and has the photographer sign a non-disclosure agreement and airbrushes the photos into oblivion. Beth has had many apparent facial plastic surgery procedures that have since turned on her and are getting their revenge since they thought Howard Stern would make them famous when Howard can't even make himself famous. He's just an aged morning zoo shock jock with the juvenile jokes and is obsessed at his advanced age with faux pedo porn as he talks about all the time to his fan on his stale satellite radio show with a wife he visits normally on Saturdays. So Howard gave up on paying for expensive photo shoots to make Beth famous and just uses his iPhone camera to take her picture and shop them around after he photoshops the bizarre images. 

Don't get excited, the blind item has zero to do with Beth. A few gossip sites got into hot water for posting a photo next to a blind item inferring it related to the person in the photo, sort of revealing the blind item without saying the person's name in print. So now they have to either use no photos or just post random photos unrelated to the blind item. On the site "Blind Gossip" they used a photo of Beth from 14 years ago but since she is so old now and photoshopped to hell, it looks like it could be a current picture. Beth always hides from candid cameras and will only appear in a photoshopped, airbrushed image of herself since that's what gets hired for work. A PHOTO or photos of Beth are hired for any magazine layout, not Beth herself.

On Beth Tuesday on Howard Stern's stale satellite radio show, he had to infer she was a princess in a castle when what he meant is that she's stoned in the Hamptons. Beth is potted there permanently with those feral cats kept in cages and the slave labor shuttles the cats back and forth from the North Shore Animal League to Stalag Beth in the Hamptons where they are held captive until the Princess is DONE with the cats and they are shoved out the door and dumped onto someone else. Howard again talked about dying on his satellite radio show which is what he does every week, but I guess that's all he's got to look forward to. I guess that visit this past weekend from his middle daughter with that ball and chain she married wanting a bigger Trust Fund handout, shook up the old man since it will be a battle royal for Princess Beth to defend her castle in the Hamptons from the Stern Clan. Howard will need to get permission from Satan to watch the battle from his burning bed or maybe Stern's spiritual leader of the family Emily Stern can chant him to Kabalah heaven. Gosh, I guess we will have to watch what happens.

Pretty interesting that Howard Stern again mentioned bothering a celeb via email, this time it was Gavin Rossdale. Funny that Howard likes to name drop but he never says what the celebs say to him via email communication in response to his pestering them. Why? Because Howard is a telephone, text and now email terrorist and celebs have all communications go to their Stern Junk Folder with a copy sent to their attorneys. Very weird behavior for Howard since he has said publicly he never uses it for fear of his email being hacked but maybe he is setting up a phony stunt where it will be hacked and he can plant fake stories in the press yet again that he's in demand right now from movie and TV producers and that Simon Cowell is jealous of him. We know anything Howard hopes to get on television will require him to foot the bill using his stupid 112 Production company money when the only recent work products he's had was producing his own 60th birthday bash and producing that Town Hall for Billy Joel who always has to be propped up against a wall to stay vertical.

I guess Howard was all upset that Heidi Klum appeared at the 2017 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards in LA on March 11 with Gwen Stefani [Gavin's exwife], who Howard thinks is so gorgeous with that plastic face with that stupid yellow hair and she looks like those masks he likes to wear around his bachelors pad to calm down after a stressful day of being ignored at his Sirius satellite radio studio. OH, there is plenty of online gossip about Gwennie, like she allegedly plays for the home team while shoplifting a few items on the way to home plate and loves to polish her best bitch personality award in her spare time. Oh, but you didn't hear that from me.





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