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| Beauty in a Box |
Heidi Klum posted a Happy Birthday announcement to Barbie and showed her Twitter fans that she was immortalized as one of Barbie's special edition dolls. Barbie just had another birthday and Heidi reminded her fans that she was made into a Barbie Doll back in 2009.
The Sterns suffered yet another setback that Beth Fans were most likely unaware of, that Beth Buttinsky failed at her bid for Barbie stardom. Failed? Well, gosh, Beth is a self-proclaimed globally famous model and was passed over as a Barbie in favor of the real model Heidi Klum. Beth has stated publicly that she has done dozens and dozens of runways shows, magazine covers and layouts, with Howard Stern also proclaiming the same thing, that Beth modeled "everywhere".
Beth herself has stated she also did commercial work yet nothing has been found save for an embarrassing Mastercard commercial that Howard Stern got for her after it was already publicized that the selfie monster landed Howard Stern. Beth dropped everything to set up house inside his Manhattan Man Cave leaving all her old clothes at her apartment a block from Stern's married bachelor's pad [oh yes, he left his wife after his film "Private Parts" came out and never looked back except when attorneys knocked on his door serving divorce papers on the befuddled weave that answered the door]. Howard got Beth all her so-called modeling gigs after she moved in with the radio dinosaur and even at that, the Stern name got her nothing but layouts in a bankrupt magazine no one heard of called "FHM", now gone for good.
Howard got Beth on several covers of Hamptons Magazine from 2003 - 2011 solely because she was a resident with Howard. ANYONE can get a cover of Hamptons magazine providing you live there which is the point of any lifestyle magazine named after any city or region. Her first cover was because Howard needed to brag about his girlfriend to make the exwife jealous when it just made everyone break out in laughter at the phony photoshopping to make Howard's 30+ girlfriend look like she weighed under 150 lbs. Howard already lived in the Hamptons having lost his original Hamptons home in his divorce, he then rented a house until his new home could be built where Beth the animal activist was front and center when all the little animals were killed on the vacant lot by bulldozers clearing the property for Miss Beth to eventually set up her cat prison camp, Stalag Beth in the Hamptons.
Speaking of aged beards, Amal "50 and Pregnant" Clooney with the giant wig glued to her head, appeared on March 10 at the United Nations in New York where she is a buttinsky international lawyer who wanted international fame and married George Clooney who was kicked out of his Casamigos resort in Cabo since marrying Miss Palestine. According to Debbie Schlussel's blog site, she knew Amal and her family years ago when they were spouting rhetoric that was very anti-Israel as Howard Stern allegedly is helping to fund the great wall between Palestine and Israel since that's how Stern has been on the air for so many years, he has wall supporters who like the aged DJ who think he's funny when he's just a gross old man who talks incessantly on his radio show about pleasuring himself to faux underage porn since his wife is never in residence but lives in the Hamptons where Howard just visits for random newspaper, wig and foot selfies as documented on Beth's show, The Real Housewife of Instagram.
No one knows why Beth was not horning in at the United Nations today at the Women for Peace Awards luncheon since former supermodel and scientologist Dayle Haddon was there along with Beth's Australian buddy Deborra-Lee Furness. 
I don't talk about my personal life very much but don't get excited Beth Fans, there won't be a June wedding. However, DBM has accepted an engagement ring from her long time worshipper, toady, admirer, slave and all around footstool. I will only give you his title "Prince". I will never get married since dad disappeared years ago flying his own plane around the globe and his last known location was mysteriously in the Bermuda Triangle. He was on an official mission in search of Beth's European modeling photos, which I have talked about before on this blog. Mom is happy about my engagement yet the engagement will be forever until dad can be at my wedding to give me away. Such is life.  |
| Mom & Dad in happier times. |
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It is so funny you would write about Barbie snubbing Beth because it reminded me of a story Kelly Ripa told on The Tonight Show when Jimmy Fallon asked her what she was doing when she 19. This was her response:
ReplyDelete"At 19 I moved to New York City to become an actor and when that didn't happen, I decided to get a job working at the Toy Fair. They had this thing where you could demo toys at the Toy Fair. It was a great job. … I was sent on an audition and they sent me up to Mattel to audition for the Barbie doll. Like a live Barbie doll. … So I come out of the elevator and they're like, 'No, no, no, you should go down to the fifth floor, Nerf is looking for your type.' … Flash forward years later, I'm at Howard and Beth Stern's house and I'm telling this story and she goes, 'Wait, what year was that?' And I go, 'It was 1989.' And she goes, 'Oh, I was the Barbie that year'."
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