Free to a Good Home

Not sure anyone has noticed or cares, but the Howard Stern stale satellite radio show is again free to listen to everyday on YouTube. Howard must be trying again to sell Howard TV to a vendor and is seeing the number of views per show to see how many people are interested in the audio version and maybe they would be interested in a video broadcast too. Funny that Sirius doesn't even care that Howard's show has been available at various times for free on the Internet before being pulled down due to lack of interest and I don't mean those SoundCloud bytes or snippets, I mean the full four hour broadcasts that doctors are now prescribing as a cure for insomnia with Obamacare paying for the monthly subs to the Borecast providing you can get your doctor to write out that subscription for you.

No sag on Heidi.

Heidi Klum is expected to make a cameo appearance in the upcoming movie "Ocean's 8" featuring a bunch of models, actresses and generally anyone who isn't Beth Ostrosky Stern even though she claimed to be a super runway model and globally famous. I guess we'll have to see if Howard Stern can buy a membership for the pudgy Pittsburgh pariah to Models, Inc., or she can use her existing SAG membership card since she is obviously sagging in all directions with that haggard face and widening ass that's heading south of her equator. The upcoming movie "Ocean's 8" is supposed to be about a jewel heist that takes place at the famous annual Met Gala held in New York, which everyone knows is a real life super exclusive fashion event where no one gets in without a personal printed invitation from the editor in chief of American Vogue magazine, Wicked Anna Wintour. Oh, don't go looking for any photos of Howard and Beth Stern at any of the Met Gala events since they have never been invited. Try and get someone to print otherwise Howard, some online crony who writes articles for you trying to make you appear relevant to your group of aged hippies in wigs and pot bellies from smokin' too much weed back in the day who are now bald with puffy eyes and are always being pulled off a ledge somewhere.

Beth as usual, is posting dozens of photos of the same cat again on her show The Real Housewife of Instagram and badgering the poor animal until it will be dumped onto a real foster home somewhere along the route between one of the Stern properties so their transportation can be considered a part of the necessary duties for their animal charity foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, and be paid out of its operating expenses funded by public and corporate donations.

Quasimodo [Ed Sheeran] with the lazy right eye was seen on March 7 after supposedly appearing live on the Howard Stern show, leaving the apartment of Taylor Swift in Tribeca just within stalking distance of Stern's digs. We wonder if Howard followed the tubby toad to get a meet and greet with the famous Taylor and her cats who get real contracts with real advertisers, not phony ones where Howard photoshops Beth into some bizarre bikini pretending she is a model. 






Howard panicked when at first Ed wanted to appear on his satellite radio show on Bagel Wednesday instead of Beth Tuesday because it would bankrupt the spending allowance for the month for the flailing broadcast that's operating in the red zone. Beth is on the payroll and it's her job to count the bagels to ensure only one is provided per staff person on Wednesdays however, according to Bagel Beth, she only wants the freebie bagels provided when King Cheapskate is in residence and actually in his little dark studio with the CGI cameras and not when he is sitting home with his microscope looking for Beth's career. So there are no extra freebies or take-homes guys and gals, or bagel counter Beth will deduct it from your meager wages.

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