The online press has been flooded with the recent announcement by Jimmy Kimmel that he may be retiring from his late night talk show when his contract ends.
Well, insiders already know that the ONLY way to be free of Beth and Howard Horninsky is to close up shop, quit, run, hide, change your contact numbers, and pretend you don't know who you are and feign amnesia. This may be a desperate attempt at getting rid of Howard Stern while pretending to still want to be friends with the aged crackpot which is a ruse used by many people who were touched by the Stern curse. Still, others are maintaining that the real reason behind Kimmel's sudden announcement is that Hillary Clinton is furious over the way she was portrayed on the Kimmel show when she was campaigning for President and wants him off the air and replaced as soon as possible. He basically made a fool out of her. Oh yeah, everyone is saying it's Jimmy's fault we don't have a Madam President.
Jimmy Kimmel is hosting the Oscars on Sunday night and it has sent Howard Stern in a frizzy tizzy hoping he can get his closeup since he is desperate for Jimmy to make him a Hollywood star when all Jimmy has done was have Stern on his late night talk show a few times which resulted in Stern flatlining the ratings.
Oh, but wait, rumor has it that Kimmel has his sights set on the floozy of the daytime airwaves with the Kimmel family setting up a nest in a big apple, Miss Party Girl who is bored with that former stripper husband she married [who rarely see each other anyway], and wants a fresh catch for her daily brunch. Hey, remember about three years ago when Jimmy sported a black eye and bandage on his face? Oh yeah, Madame Molly Mugsy [what insiders call his wife] has a mean right arm and can throw a vase like a pro - oh, allegedly, as she thinks her baby boy won't cheat if they move permanently from LA to NY, but I mean come on, we've got the gay rumors flying around Jimmy what with the love of cross-dressing like his cheapskate faux sugar daddy Howard Stern, right?
Oh, Howard has a ton of crappy ideas for a TV series that involves using Jimmy's money and Howard's 112 Production company with the negative bank balance but hey, that Stern name's gotta be worth at least $1.12.
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