Sandra Scores While Stern Stares at a Rock

Oh yeah Baby, Sandra Bernhard scored the man of the hour Alec Baldwin for her show on Radio Andy at the Sirius satellite studios in NYC. Alec's the guy doing the Trump impersonations on Saturday Night Live and it seems there is no stopping this guy while he seems to be avoiding the Dark Pit of Despair, also known as the Howard Stern Satellite Radio show.

Sandra said on her satellite radio show on February 23 that all the other kids in the building like GARY from the Howard Stern Show were skulking around going "How did Sandra get Alec Baldwin?". Then she said how fucking brilliant Alec's podcast is. Everyone knows that Stern is nowhere with his stale satellite radio show and his stale interviewing format mirroring that old fart closeted L___ Barbara Walters of holding you hostage in the studio until it's time for a commercial and then you're thrown outta there.

Oh, what are the Sterns doing? Well, according to Beth Stern's stale Instagram site, she and Howard are staring at a rock inside their phony foster cat fortress in nowhere Florida. Oh right, Raider's Row since many a male-on-male panty raid parties are going on in that neck of the woods, or further down.

Oh yeah, bangs make you
look young.

Oh right, Melissa Rivers is back plugging Fashion Police at AOL Build in New York on February 23, which was changed to The Build and now Build [which is not irritating yet they're still struggling to get people to show up in the audience] and we see that Missy is pudging out big time and looking way older than her reported age. I guess spending all that cash she inherited from mommy has not filled the hole in her career since mom died but she may be skulking back into the Stern satellite radio show soon since that show is having trouble even getting Howard Stern to show up let alone any guests. I guess Howard can sit there in his darkened studio filmed in CGI and interview himself and discuss just when his shit radio show hit the sewers for good.

Poor Missy is missin' mom alright but hey, she was an unmarketable moron like Beth Stern but Joan had a career and made sure Missy was right beside her every step of the way. Ohhhh, note to Howard and Beth Stern: Pose as much as possible with Melissa Rivers, since you two are actually pretty next to that smudged mug of hers with the lumps and bumps everywhere including that body that looks like a million miles of bad road.


Well, more startling news as it seems more stars are taking the lead from Jimmy Kimmel and want to retire and work with Howard Stern.

Wow - I mean, who doesn't want to work with a 65 year old fossil with a facelift and new plastic teeth that was kicked off television for tanking ratings of a surefire summer filler hit? 

OH YEAH BABY, Howard Stern tanked NBC's "America's Got Talent", a show that was a ratings winner until 2012 through 2015. But hey, Sirius got that facelifted dinosaur on TV since they have a contract with NBC and it got Stern off their backs from filing anymore nuisance lawsuits.





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