A bunch of online reports including Variety, are giving rave reviews of the new HBO comedy series "Crashing", along with the return of Artie Lange to a television series [appearing in three episodes], who also got good reviews for his performance in the debut episode.
Can Howard Stern take it? No. Where is Howard Stern? Oh, he's Norma Desmond waiting for that closeup that will never come for the aged washed-up radio DJ who has been at his Florida Facelift & Faux Cat Foster Fortress. Howard Stern has been told and told and doesn't get it, that a job will never come unless he is willing to fork over some cabbage to fund the project since not one person in Hollywood is stupid enough to bankroll anything with a Stern name attached to it unless Stern privately parts with some of his big huge colossal cash he claims to be earning [and nobody believes] from the Sirius satellite radio corporation and funds the project himself. Howard's stupid wife Beth Ostrosky Stern is no different as no one will fund anymore of her shit TV show ideas unless 112 Productions comes up with about 112 reasons to once again put Beth into a weekly TV series unless Howard pushes some cash into everyone's hands.
Howard's been suffering lately since no D List aged celebs have died where he and Beth can be the funeral crashers and parade around a church forever to get maximum paparazzi coverage [since real stars are just let off at the door to avoid the cameras] and Howard and Beth have to settle for stupid restaurant sightings as seen on various Internet sites since that is all the Sterns' agents can muster up for the aged dull duo that do nothing ever and never have a work product that doesn't involve some shady animal charity gimmick.
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| March 1 of last year Beth horned in on the Hero Dog Awards Luncheon hosted by the Lois Pope Foundation. Beth has to be escorted into Mar-a-Lago or they can't get her out of the resort. |
Howard's been having a tough time lately on his radio show that has just about been emptied of all staff and he basically just talks to himself since he thinks he's a big time talk show host now while he is jealous of his former friends' successes.
Gina, Sarah and Artie are in the new HBO series "Crashing" while Stern seems to be running and hiding from them with his radio studio dark for days now since what's the point. All the celebs are heading over to Radio Andy and Sirius' new superstar Brooke Shields NOW live talk radio show while Stern waits to call a photographer while stalking some D Lister who's trying to have dinner without being pestered by the Sterns who constantly brag about themselves and badger them for donations to their selfie charity Bianca's Furry Friends.
Howard frequently says on his radio show that he wants to come up with a new hair style since that thing on his head is demanding a pay raise. Maybe he can sport Sylvester Stallone's new giant wig to provide some laughs on his stale radio show.
Remember about eight years ago when Howard and Beth barged into a wake for Natasha Richardson? What was on his head was a mystery but that macrame wig had those strings sticking up.
#sylvesterstallone #howardstern
#crashing #artielange
#sterniscrashing
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| Photo from Janet Charlton's Hollywood |
Remember about eight years ago when Howard and Beth barged into a wake for Natasha Richardson? What was on his head was a mystery but that macrame wig had those strings sticking up.
#sylvesterstallone #howardstern
#crashing #artielange
#sterniscrashing
Now I think the photo of Howard's wig at Natasha Richardson's wake (may she RIP) is the most hilarious one of all. There are so many possibilities:
ReplyDeleteDid he plop the rug on upside down?
Is it a wig shower cap he forgot he had on? (Then the rogue strands sticking up could be part of the design)
In his haste to crash the wake, did he grab one of his old wigs the cats had been playing with?
As for Artie, he finally found the perfect role playing himself in "Crashing." Good stuff.