Joker Jimmy Hides Second Envelope?

It was Jimmy Kimmel's first time as the host of the Academy Awards ceremony in Los Angeles on February 26 and the ratings were lower than last year's Academy awards broadcast. Jimmy proved he is a ratings killer like his buddy Howard Stern, yet he showed that he could be a Hollywood drone since it was a live broadcast he might have went off-script and yelled something out before it could have been bleeped or edited out of the broadcast. Jimmy's talk show got into trouble many years ago when he tried to broadcast his late night talk show live and subsequently, had to be taped to ensure he or a guest didn't blurt something out that was not appropriate for the network.

I am sure everyone has read, seen or heard about the mixup with the red envelopes on Oscar night. Well, we found out that there are two envelopes per category as conspiracy theorists are saying this mishap at the Oscars could reveal fraud, in that the two envelopes with the winning cards inside each contain the names of two different winners per category. Much like the staging and fraud that went on with the game shows back in the 1950's [ref: "Quiz Show" 1994 film produced and directed by Robert Redford], the Oscar awards appear to all be staging and stunts to try and garner high ratings for the dull spectacle that is overly long with tons of filler content with almost zero star power to keep audiences in their seats and watching the broadcast. Who better to stage a stunt than ABC with their residence stooge Jimmy Kimmel?

The screenshot [below] was sent to me by a Beth Fan obtained from the Oscar viewing thread on Dawgshed dot com, the Howard Stern Show Forum, which shows that Warren Beatty was given the wrong envelope for the Best Picture category. Obviously, aged Warren can hardly see let alone read an envelope with the name of the category in small print - however, it did reveal that BOTH cards for the Best Actress category both contained the winner's name Emma Stone. So the two envelopes per category obviously should both contain duplicate cards of the winner for each category. However, the question remains, where is the duplicate envelope for the Best Picture category to prove that in fact "Moonlight" was the winner? Oh, because there isn't a duplicate card, the other card said "La La Land", right Jimmy? What was the hold-up here? Staged confusion or fraud?

The envelope held by Warren Beatty reads, "Actress in a Leading Role".

So, Jimmy, where is that second envelope to prove both envelopes contained the winning film "Moonlight" for Best Picture? Was a second sealed envelope ever shown to viewers? Where was Jimmy when all this went down? The stage was crowded with the faux winners of Best Picture, the producers of the film "La La Land" when suddenly someone came up with the Best Picture envelope revealing that "Moonlight" had won the award.

Good going Jimmy, as no one could have pulled this off but you, right? Is your job now secure with ABC until the end of your contract in spite of the threats to have you removed after the Hillary Clinton interviews last year when she was campaigning for President that were ill-conceived and made Hillary look foolish? All questions only certain people can answer, as Jimmy fights to distance himself from the King of All Ratings Killers Howard Stern and his pariah wife with the cats velcroed to her body with her constant phony staging and having kittens bred in a field to stock Beth's unreality show with content on "The Real Housewife of Instagram".

The only highlight of the evening was the handsome Leonardo DiCaprio who was at first going to be the fall guy for the red envelope confusion since he presented the Best Actress award to Emma Stone, whose duplicate envelope for Best Actress was given to Warren Beatty at the end of the broadcast instead of the Best Picture envelope. Some were trying to say he threw the Best Actress envelope on a table off stage somewhere and it was later picked up by Beatty, which could not have happened since that envelope was already opened and of course Emma Stone said she had that envelope in her possession.

Howard Stern was back on his stale satellite radio show today after having a few weeks off and had dumped his aged pariah wife in Florida last week while he skated back to the city to meet with his agents and start the telephone tagging of producers to badger them to let Howard the Ratings Killer back on television. Howard routinely escorts his aged wife to Florida to stage a photoshoot where he and Beth Stern photograph each other and then posts the stupid pictures on her unreality show on Instagram before almost immediately going back to New York being a busy little bee buzzing around begging celebs to take notice of him while he scours his Sirius operating budget looking for more pennies to grab to fund his rise to fame while keeping his growing army of family members quiet and happy while they post comments online to various articles about Howard to prove he is a relevant dinosaur.

Unless I missed it on today's Stern talk radio show, I don't think Howard mentioned the Elton John annual Oscar viewing party and fundraiser in Los Angeles, benefiting EJ's AIDS Foundation where HEIDI KLUM was a gorgeous superstar appearing with her long time billionaire boy toy Vito Schnabel. Oh gosh, what happened to Howard's red envelope containing his invitation to the EJ viewing party? Oh, there are two envelopes for each invited guest, none of them contained Howard Stern's name or his selfie obsessed wife. Go figure. I guess we need The Joker Jimmy to intervene and stage a coup of the red envelopes and print one for Howard and Beth Nobody.

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