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Hilarious freak photo of the 33 year old nobody modeling granny underpants. |
Hilaria Baldwin has joined the ranks of the purpose girls who never wanted to be famous yet had an agent to broker their deals with their "chance" meetings of celebrities at restaurants, dinners, and at hotel bars and of course the book deals immediately follow along with their Instagram accounts to prove how famous they are to a bunch of nobodies across the Internet with multiple accounts and multiple bank accounts to pocket their dough as paid commenters.
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Mullet & Bloomfield are on everyone's list as they have cornered the market in making nobody wives of celebs famous. |
Wow Beth, this is really better than a third Yoda the Cat book, right? Well, for some reason Howard was out of dough at the end of 2016 and all he got was Beth endorsing a bullshit book by Hilaria Baldwin. Maybe this year he can pay off some debts and get you back on track with more bogus cat material, where you just photograph a bunch of cats all in one day then your servants dole out the staged photos randomly on your Instagram site while you play with yourself by gluing things to your body and pretend you have a fan base. Paid Instagram followers do not get you a show on Animal Planet. Gotta fork out some more cabbage before you get on that planet while you're stuck orbiting planet oblivion in the Hamptons sector.
We can tell Fatty Baldwin is eating too much of that cake on the back cover of Hilaria's big book on a healthy lifestyle since all she cares about is a healthy bank account and a few Trust Fund babies, something that seemed to have eluded Beth since she's stupid. Nobody knows what that thing was Howard talked about months ago on his radio show, Noel Clare, when he bragged that she was all graduated from that big house called college in Pittsburgh, again, something Beth could never swing other than the nagging rumors she was caught cheating on exams and suddenly she was "sent to Europe" to model.
Oh right, forgot, someone did finally send me one of Beth's European modeling photos. So gosh, I guess I was proven wrong, she really does have proof she was a real model. Way to go Howard, you scored a real prize that nobody was chasing yet could handle a banana and swing in the trees like nobody's business.
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Dear Dame Beth-Man- I saw today that Andy Cohen is going to be the new host of a FOX reboot of "Love Connection". Can you imagine how livid Howard is to hear that Andy Cohen is besting him at something else? http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/love-connection-reboot-hosted-by-andy-cohen-set-at-fox-963471
ReplyDeleteI know. Howard is dying for another shot at a TV show.
ReplyDeleteRe the customer review of Hilaria's book saying it includes "narcissistic pregnancy pictures in her underwear" -- my mind suddenly envisioned the endless pregnant-in-her-underwear photos that Beth would have posted on IG for 9 looong months had she been able to produce a Stern child (at least one she could talk about).
ReplyDeleteI just performed a belated ice bucket challenge on myself to try to wrest those images from my mind ...
YIKES!! You are so rightt Thelma! Thank gawd Howard kept those condoms locked up tight under lock & key. Clearly even he didn't even trust this wife.
DeleteBeth would have posted pregnancy pics ad nauseum, then played with a kid like a doll, posing for photo-ops then handing the kid off to Consuela when she got bored. That being said, the photoshoppers would have had a field day. LOL
Hi DBM. Beth posted 1/12/16 "Birthday boy" on IG a pic of her and howard. We are sure it isn't recent but a tin eye search doesn't reveal it to be an old photo. Sources say she is using fake implants these days b/c a boob job went bad..we suspect this post of hers was to negate these rumors. Just wondering if u had any thoughts on this.
ReplyDeleteYou're probably talking about the photo posted on 1/12/17 and it is completely photoshopped and looks like both are taking the selfie. Not sure of the date since Beth has been wearing that shitty cheap heart necklace since at least 12/12/16 when she wore it at her bulldog benefit event where she sets up her own table and sells her overstock inventory of her own books to attendees. We wonder when her commitment ends requiring her to be photographed with that heart necklace since she gets this junk for free and has nowhere to wear it since she isn't famous and has no work product.
ReplyDeleteThank you! and yes, I meant 1/12/17 😀
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