Narcissistic Nobody Club

Hilarious freak photo of the
33 year old nobody modeling
granny underpants.

Takes one narcissistic nobody to know another one and this is all Beth Ostrosky Stern's big agents Bloomfield & Mullet could come up with for the dope Howard Stern married for the end of 2016, a book endorsement. Gee, how much did this set back Howard as a gift to his nobody wife? They even forgot to print that she was a New York Times bestselling author which must mean she got on the nobody niche list, not the "real" NY Times bestseller list with real competitors in major book categories.

Hilaria Baldwin has joined the ranks of the purpose girls who never wanted to be famous yet had an agent to broker their deals with their "chance" meetings of celebrities at restaurants, dinners, and at hotel bars and of course the book deals immediately follow along with their Instagram accounts to prove how famous they are to a bunch of nobodies across the Internet with multiple accounts and multiple bank accounts to pocket their dough as paid commenters.

Mullet & Bloomfield are on everyone's list as they have cornered
the market in making nobody wives of celebs famous.

Suspiciously similar to "Going Clear", right Miss Scientology major?
In case it's difficult to read, the big endorsers of this garbage showing Hilaria's face
as a fuzzy painting to erase those years off her aged face, are:
Dr. Neal D. Barnard, Christie Brinkley, Beth Ostrosky Stern and Maria Monotonous.
Dr. Barnard made a name for himself by being on the QUACKWATCH list
in the 1990's for being a promoter of questionable medical methods and advice.
He is now promoting a golddigger's guide to sponge cake and yoga.

Wow Beth, this is really better than a third Yoda the Cat book, right? Well, for some reason Howard was out of dough at the end of 2016 and all he got was Beth endorsing a bullshit book by Hilaria Baldwin. Maybe this year he can pay off some debts and get you back on track with more bogus cat material, where you just photograph a bunch of cats all in one day then your servants dole out the staged photos randomly on your Instagram site while you play with yourself by gluing things to your body and pretend you have a fan base. Paid Instagram followers do not get you a show on Animal Planet. Gotta fork out some more cabbage before you get on that planet while you're stuck orbiting planet oblivion in the Hamptons sector.

We can tell Fatty Baldwin is eating too much of that cake on the back cover of Hilaria's big book on a healthy lifestyle since all she cares about is a healthy bank account and a few Trust Fund babies, something that seemed to have eluded Beth since she's stupid. Nobody knows what that thing was Howard talked about months ago on his radio show, Noel Clare, when he bragged that she was all graduated from that big house called college in Pittsburgh, again, something Beth could never swing other than the nagging rumors she was caught cheating on exams and suddenly she was "sent to Europe" to model.

I guess Hilaria will be at the Hamptons Authors Night
this summer, something that has eluded Beth
since they wanted nothing to do with her
gawd awful books about her bully son Yoda the Cat.
She was only there for two years in a row pushing
that plagiarized book "Oh My Dog" featuring
info copied from the Internet.

Oh right, forgot, someone did finally send me one of Beth's European modeling photos. So gosh, I guess I was proven wrong, she really does have proof she was a real model. Way to go Howard, you scored a real prize that nobody was chasing yet could handle a banana and swing in the trees like nobody's business.

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