Don't be fooled by Beth Ostrosky Stern's photos she posts on her media sites, believing they are a reflection of actual events shown in succession and timely. As I have said many times before, Beth has no time line. She does not know how to use social media, where sites like Instagram are supposed to be photos showing what you are doing at that moment, and you upload them so everyone can see where you are and what you are doing. Well, none of this applies to The Bogus Lifestyle of Howard and Beth Stern.
Oh, don't think this is any intrusion of privacy as both Howard and Beth publicly beg people to follow Beth on her social media sites. So excuse me if this is a bit difficult to follow but it's because Beth wants it this way. She craves confusion since she is a bullshitter who gets away with her bogus fantasy stories where she has deemed herself a celebrity and top model while Howard Stern tries to portray himself as a reformed idiot who now loves cats when it's just an excuse to intrude in the lives of real celebrities who may be into animals. Howard is desperate to latch onto any gimmick and the animal gimmick gets his limo rides back and forth to the Hamptons paid for, since Stalag Beth in the Hamptons is an animal foster home with designated prison cells for the captured felines. Yes, Beth documents this all on her social media sites in case she needs to attach any video files or photos to her tax documents that the IRS find so amusing and they routinely show them at office parties. Don't forget, Howard had to announce publicly on his satellite radio show that Beth's Uncle was a former FBI man, so watch out IRS in case you get any ideas that Beth is not a real ham in front of that iPhone camera out to save the bay of pigs with a few phony cat photo props thrown in the mix.
Beth and Howard Stern go back and forth between their properties shuttling cats with them, stuffing them inside their limo as they ride all over town and claim they are on special animal charity rescue missions all in an effort to get some relief from the tax man in various counties and states. As an example, Beth was caught off guard in a video by Howard filmed in mid-December where it looked like Beth had no left breast implant with the right one bulging. Anyone can search the Internet and see that Beth has had difficulties keeping her stories straight about her own time line and biography, while her breasts come and go and are oddly shaped with the right breast normally hanging well below the left one and recently, the left one was garbled and deflated in a video posted on Beth's Instagram.
Last month, the left boob was MIA
Suddenly, the left boob is back and stuffed in a padded sports bra in Florida.
Howard keeps wearing that gawd awful burgundy jacket and black shirt - since oh right, the photos were taken all at once with Beth doling them out randomly since she and Howard are rarely together and look photoshopped together.
When will the super Florida Buttinsky Howard Stern meet up with Captain Xenu? Doesn't he have a big Florida pad around the Scientology HQ and Earth Station? Doesn't he love cats? He also dated Brooke Shields as we count down all of her former lovers who have bought the farm....gee, Dodi Al Fayed, Michael Jackson, George Michael....who else? A bunch.
It is at the point on Beth's IG where it is impossible to know when she actually does anything. Her photos are as scrambled as her (alleged) brain.
ReplyDeleteBoth Howard & Beth are delusional idiots thinking they can fool everyone with their fabricated stories & fake timelines. Howard has repeatedly said "Beth's boobs are real"....yes, real fake & isn't this boob job #3?...the internet is not your friend, Howard. Your lies are so easily exposed with a simple google search.
ReplyDeleteIn a recent pic on IG, Beth looks absolutely insane..& stated she thinks she looks like a cat. It was clearly posted after a night of vicodin & booze. On the plus side, it is pretty funny watching her descent into madness.
Cheers DBM!!