Howard's Still Jealous of Bubba

If anyone bothered to listen to any of the Howard Stern stale satellite radio show on Tuesday, you got the big bogus story his pointy little head had been working on over this past weekend to have something to tell his fan on the air while waiting for another aged celeb nobody cares about to walk into the studio with his scripted interview all set to go and pre-approved by the celeb's agent and the releases signed so Howard can get some publicity mileage out of the interview to let Sirius subscribers know he is still alive and not dead yet except for whatever that thing is that sits on Howard's head with Howard threatening to raise its rent since it's costing Howard more money nowadays to pay for bogus stories about he and that do-nothing rarely vertical former fugly catalog model he married, Beth Ostrosky Stern, who failed to get into any legit magazines or national cosmetic or fashion ads since she was just a pudgy pariah from Pittsburgh who only had semi-proof she dated anyone famous before Howard, that being the tutu-wearing sexually dubious multiple Tony award winning Michael Cerveris and that's it.

Mr. Plastic Surgery Matthew McCockamamie was on
the Stern satellite radio show on Tuesday who is a well
known yet alleged Friend of Dorothy. He finally had to get
married and have kids to save his career.  
Perfect guest for the Stern show.

Oh well, poor desperate Howard was always hoping for another calendar featuring his sexy menopausal wife Bethie with the breast implants that come and go with each season that she is still not famous and Howard blames those goddamned breast implants as the ones holding her back from fame. The problem has always been Beth herself since she is unphotographable unless you spend hours in the photoshop and airbrush room trying to make the freakish proportions on Beth appear not only human, but female. Yes, she went through many faces and many jobs but looked like a giant man on steroids for a time, now she looks like a bulbous headed Martian with handballs in her chest and a lazy left eye; hardly what you would call "model" material on any planet, let alone Earth.

So anyway, Howard related some gibberish on Tuesday's radio show that Beth's boobs appeared sexy to a man trimming his own bush when they were in Florida over the weekend, I guess for Howard's usual day and a half with the selfie pariah, yet Howard was never photographed this time in Florida since well, he wasn't there, right? Only audio Howard was there as documented on Beth's rarely real Instagram reality show yet Howard claimed he was with Beth this time in Florida.

Yes, on Beth Tuesday on Stern's satellite radio show he said Beth was doing "animal rescue porn" when she was wearing that buzzkill low impact exercise bra that looked like it was one of those for sale in a 3-pack from an online catalog from Thailand that caters to boys wanting to appear to be girls.

Howard is only attempting to copy from an idea that Bubba the Love Sponge's wife [now exwife] had years ago, when she wore an actual BRA not a fugly low impact exercise bra, when she posed in a sexy calendar promoting animal adoption in 2008 [ref: BFP August 13, 2015, The Dinosaur, The Witch and the Wardrobe]. 

Howard was so jealous of Bubba at the time, he had to work out a way to fire Bubba off his satellite channels and at the same time, get rid of sexy Heather. Heather was taking social media by storm just around the time Beth was getting on board with Twitter where she quickly became an Internet laughing stock and not much has changed for the poor aging wife of a poor aging radio DJ.

Even with the fake boobies, Beth still

looks like a guy next to gorgeous Heather:

Oh yes, one more thing before I go, that little movie of Matthew McConaughey called GOLD is a rip-off of a movie from 1974 called GOLD by the incredibly gorgeous and talented ROGER MOORE. The original version was about corporate cartels in a stock manipulation scheme that set about to stage a gold mine cave-in to reap millions. Other sites state Matt's movie is a rip-off of "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre". How about another tired reworking of Matt's movie "Fool's Gold". Oh, Matt had a good time filming in Thailand for his latest version of "Gold" and reportedly picked up some of those signature Beth Padded Go-Bras. Go ahead Matt, promote this loser film of yours that kept getting shelved. Everyone knows how you win your little GOLD awards.

Matt will never be Christopher either,
the man with the golden gun.

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#heatherclem  #richardchristie