Happy New Year to Beth Fans

Thank you for all of your comments and private messages wishing me a Happy New Year as I hope everyone enjoyed a happy holiday season as we watch Howard Stern stew in his same ol' shit of recycled garbage where Howard has crowned himself as a King over his aging subjects who are dying off each season as well as his delusion he was/is equal to the likes of Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon, and a host of other celebs.

All Howard can do is pay his way into the D List circle of celebs like the aging and desperate Jennifer Aniston [who hangs onto faux tabloid news she plants as she struggles behind the scenes to find that surrogate who's half Greek and half scientologist] along with other D Listers whose careers are in desperate need of the free publicity Howard offers them via his stale satellite radio show which is bankrupting his channels while the head honchos at Sirius adjust their garter belts wondering how to handle the problem of Howard Stern. They wish he would quit since they are trying all the stunts they can to get the old man to retire since they already own his catalog of loser boring shows they can air everyday costing the satellite company almost zero to air because they just need to hire a few interns to hit that tape button to fill dead air.

Well, there were a bunch of deaths over the holidays as we can now print some gossip about the deadly deceased remembering these are alleged stories since DBM was not personally there to witness such happenings and only repeats what I am told since that's my job while keeping confidences like there's no tomorrow.

Debbie Reynolds is reportedly a very famous lesbian having allegedly dated
Megan Mullally from the Will & Grace sitcom. Her marriage to Eddie Fisher was
a front for both of them until he dumped Debbie for Liz to get to Burton.

Which one of Brooke's closet pals is next? It could be Liam.
Both men above paid Teri Shields an alleged $10,000
each for Brooke to act as their girlfriend. The beard job pays pretty well,  just
ask Beth O...ooops, did that come out in print as I am typing away here?
Sorry Beth, nothing negative is intended but your beard is getting a bit noticeable.

We saw this football headed celeb take a permanent header in 2016. He was allegedly a huge
pot smoker and died happy as the old fool wanted his photo taken as emergency
medics carted him away in the ambulance. 

We know these two are dead in the water regarding their big careers as Holiday Horninskys as we hope Howard can come up with some way to insert himself into the public eye what with his buddy Jimmy Kimmel hosting the Oscars this year and Simon Cowell's big show "America's Got Talent" (AGT) has hit record high ratings since ejecting Howard and his audience-sitter Beth who kept badgering producers for a screenshot during AGT. Well, she got her shot and now she's back in the bottle.

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