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Beth Stern worked all day on her makeup and wig for her big night of stalking an Aniston as she and Howard start their big campaign of who they can target to get a invitation to a time share villa in a resort locale this holiday season. Are the Anistons tagged this xmas season? They escaped last year and Jimmy Kimmel was stuck keeping the Sterns occupied.

Yes, Beth O'Nobody was in full force again having no business showing up to anything since she isn't famous for anything but marrying a radio dinosaur everyone thought retired to the unfunny farm in the Florida everglades only to find out the jerk is still on the radio and pretending to own the place when all he owns is that stupid overpriced radio studio that is only used about 12 days per month because he can't afford the staffing and maintenance or a kitchen and keeps to his numerology schedule, you know, the Kabbalah Kook who still observes the Sabbath when he arrives at the Hamptons Hell Hole normally on Friday and leaves early Sunday morning, like around 1:00 AM heading back to his big city attitude where he pretends he lives with Beth in their corporate Manhattan apartment [formerly the Stern pre-divorce Man Cave until the wife's accountant snitched] who locks feral cats in all the bathrooms so Howard has to go to a local gas station bathroom while bodyguards stand around and try to not look like perverts trolling for homosexual men until Howard can sneak back into his village idiot apartment not far from who? Oh, Katie Lee, Miss Cookery who knows all the Goodfellas eateries with the eggplant parm ready and hot and disgustingly greasy since she lives in Tribeca as we wonder the true status of her former mansion in the Hamptons that she won from the Billy Joel marriage debacle and divorce since that gal's a pro all the way and Billy found out too late.

Howard Stern is always photographed in the Hamptons sitting still wearing his coat and reading a newspaper waiting by the door and not moving until the Sabbath is over and he gets to escape via limo back to the big city. No physical labor can be done during the Sabbath pursuant to the film "Fiddler on the Roof". Howard dare not make his tribe angry since he's got a High Priestess daughter of the highest order of straight lesbians who admitted in print in a newspaper article that she does not date men because her father Howard put her off the scent.

ALL of the photos of Howard in the Hamptons show

him doing nothing but pose with a paper during the Sabbath. 

Any airbrushing of the photos he takes of Beth

happen around the Sabbath since it is truly labor intensive.

Back to Beth and her wide-bodied dress debacle she wore to the Jennifer Aniston movie screening on December 5 in New York.

Since Beth has a huge problem staying vertical at parties, so far,
no photos have emerged of her attending
the after-party for the Jennifer Aniston
movie screening on December 5 in NY.

So, who will get stuck with the Sterns this Christmas and New Year's holiday? Only time will tell as Howard scrambles to pretend anyone can stand him but why do you think he started that stupid 112 Productions? To fool people into thinking he has the dough to fund your movie or TV projects so yes, they tolerate the idiot and his stupid wife who failed to market that Yoda the cat book debacle for a third lap around the track. Maybe the Star Wars franchise got sick of the Sterns leeching off of their publicity.

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