Beth's Friends Are Turkeys

In the continuing episodic tale that Beth launched on her reality show, The Real Housewife of Instagram called Beth's Friends, she now includes "friends" in her charity gimmick to make herself famous. She wants celebrities or the rich Hamptons clique of homosexuals to participate in her show by posing for photos with animals they adopted or at least post the photo of the animal and Beth likes to take credit for the adoption. In a recent episode of her Instagram reality show, some posh pariah who is a "Beth Friend" sent her a photo and video of how he saved a turkey from being on a dinner plate for Thanksgiving. However, this type of turkey is not commonly used for food purposes since it's a bit on the small side and on the endangered species list as we wonder about the rest of the flock that was left with the farmer. But now the adopter has a colorful bird [other than his bed mate] to wander around the pool area of his posh digs to be a conversation starter. It's a bird normally bred for exhibition called the Royal Palm turkey which is funny because Beth is a Palm Beach turkey. 

Beth's brain is small and endangered too, but she needs content for her reality show since her hubby Howard Stern refuses to fund a television show for the rarely vertical dweeb with the head that is growing from god knows what but that cranial expansion appears to be from various injectables with a mixture of hormones since Beth is stuck to that notion she's a young woman who is still deciding on whether to have a flock of her own even though she has laid many eggs throughout her whole fame quest and is now back to the hen house where Howard thinks she's still fertile because he can't cope with the fact he can't afford a third, much younger wife as all genuine half a billionaires do along with having that second or third family. But hey, the dinosaur is shooting out blanks at this point what with the alleged prostate problems and shooting up with estrogen as he becomes more feminine trying to get smooth lasered skin and tons of plastic surgery so he can still look good in his gowns that he wore on the David Letterman show years ago.

What about Beth's other friends? You know, the hugely overrated singer/songwriter Sting and his creepy rich wife Trudie who decks out in thousands of dollars worth of emeralds from the endangered Brazilian rainforest. Isn't that the reason why she set up her faux foundation to save the rainforest in Brazil and other parts of the globe so she can get the best gems to hang around her neck? Sting likes Howard Stern since they share the same taste in clothes and aged wives yet we wonder if Sting misses Howard's first mrs.

Photo is from the Rainforest Foundation concert in 2010.

Howard and his first wife Alison paraded to Sting & Trudie's rainforest foundation concert in 1994 as we wonder if Beth ever got her photo taken with Howard parading into this same event. It was held on December 14 this year as we wait to see if Beth got her red carpet fix or if she's still dissin' the first wife of the radio dinosaur and pretending to ignore their old life together.

Last month Sting was on the Stern show to plug his annual cash grab rainforest foundation concert and his new CD and Robin was there in a puffed out Goldilocks wig dyed an orange hue. Gee, what happened to Robin's book deal? We know she has admitted that she no longer eats a vegan diet that she claimed saved her life from staged cancer and now eats everything her cook can shoot dead and throw on a plate. Robin was interviewing a bunch of people at the Stern radio studio and even interviewed Beth O and they went to a Broadway musical together. It was to be an autobiography focused on her struggle with being a fat phony liar all her life and how she did an apology tour with people at the studio and the Stern staffers and friends and we thought these interviews would soon be in print. So I guess we just have to watch what happens on that front.

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