Do you think if I come back, it's going to be okay by magic? While Beth gets bitten by her feral foster cat and fights off rabies, the real supermodel and superstar Heidi Klum is showing up the Sterns for what they are, power bottom feeders.  |
| Yes, that's Heidi on the cover of the December 2016 issue of Ocean Drive magazine, a huge magazine in Florida. Where is Beth Stern's cover? And what happened to her invitation to the exclusive Trump resort, Mar-a-Lago? Beth can't get in without old lady Lois Pope since her two publicity agents fled the coop after Beth's Yoda the cat books debacle. |
Oh, we hope Beth enjoyed her turkey on Thanksgiving, almost vegan, right Beth? How's that going? We haven't gotten any updates about your current diet habits since you were dumped in Florida with your zookeepers in tow with the hubby racing back to the Big Apple for his piece of the pie with his real family.
Gosh, just how is Beth's family doing, I mean, other than doing Freudian slips. Hey ma, you look good here in this wacky skewed picture of yourself!
Happy Holidays Beth Fans
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Oh sweet lady dame your back! I still check your site all the time I'm stoked you dropped us all a line! I miss your work and hope everything is going great for you! I miss you damn it!
ReplyDeleteI don't believe Beth has posed with what she calls "MY tree" in a couple of years but I haven't actually checked her 10 trillion IG photos to confirm this.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile I look forward to your "coming attractions"!
YAY!! So glad you are back!! We missed you!!
ReplyDeletePS Heidi also on cover of Shape mag this month & looks stunning!
Miss you DBM
ReplyDeleteChristmas came early this year! You're the best DBM! Your investigative reporting on the fraudulent Sterns is second to none. Thank you for all the content, some of the funniest stuff on the internet.
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