Stern Still Competing with Simon

In yet another desperate and pitiful bid for publicity, Howard Stern's name was mentioned on the December 17, 2016 final episode for the year of Saturday Night Live where Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump portraying the newly elected President of our nation, asked if he could work only three days per week like Howard Stern. Yes, Howard and his employers at Sirius XM are that desperate to make it appear that Howard Stern is relevant, as if the nation actually knows who Howard Stern is and actually have knowledge that the old dinosaur is not retired, but still broadcasts on a satellite somewhere and works only three days per week in between sitting home trying to come up with stunts to get his name in the press and stick cats in selfies and claim it's charity work. 

It was an obscure joke by SNL which airs on NBC which has a contract with the SiriusXM corporation to air The Today Show as well as featuring various aged, unfunny SNL cast members on the satellite channels and it was an inside joke to diss Howard Stern by lumping him in with The Don who has become a buffoon in the eyes of the American people, a celebrity wannabe with all his franchises that go belly-up and investments that have to be sold off and is made fun of in the press. However, the mass majority of the American public have no clue who Howard Stern is other than the jerk who tanked the ratings for "America's Got Talent" (AGT) from 2012 through 2015. Howard is spinning since AGT has soared to high ratings after Simon Cowell took over as the top judge in 2016 and add to that, Simon is livin' it up in Barbados with his gorgeous gal pal and their adorable son and taped a special holiday edition of his hit show AGT to air tonight, December 19 and Howard Stern can't take it.

Howard's an obscure dinosaur that has bombed big on national television and tried years ago to compete with SNL during their summer rerun season with his own talk show. It was an embarrassing amateurish attempt by Howard and it was kicked off the air in record time due to lack of viewers and interest and that it was clear Howard Stern had no concept of the medium of television. Howard finally got his chance at a national TV show when his agent badgered Sirius to get him on a prime time show and he was dumped onto AGT in 2012 and it took four years to get rid of the idiot.

Simon once again steals the limelight away from old man Howard Stern this holiday season who can barely keep anything up in the air nowadays including his wife with the deflating gross breast implants that has one bulging and the other one looking like a Charlie Chunk was taken out of it as shown on Beth's reality show The Real Housewife of Instagram, where the dolt has even less content to fill her long, lonely and boring hours than Howard does.

Howard Stern videotaped his ugly wife Beth Ostrosky Stern, and posted it on her Instagram reality show probably not realizing he was revealing her botched breasts and we wonder why Howard can't afford to fix this mess he calls a wife. 

So what's the Sterns doing? Well, they were snubbed at Thanksgiving by The Don when Beth and Howard's buddy, Old Lady Lois Pope, was at Mar-a-Lago with the Trump Family trying to get them to adopt a dog from her foundation called Leaders in Furthering Education (LIFE) leaving Beth and Howard Stern out in the cold. No pet will be adopted from Beth via her foundation Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF)? Well, Howard was so embarrassed by the snub he reportedly left his Florida mansion early saying something about having to meet his daughters in NY for a Thanksgiving dinner and Beth was left in Florida with her family to be consoled and to pretend she never tried to horn in on the Trump Thanksgiving holiday to begin with.

Lois Pope is campaigning to have The Don

adopt this dog for his son Barron and

be the official dog of the White House

Maybe Beth can parade around a beach this holiday break and Howard can spend hours in his photoshop studio to fix that freak he married and pretend she is not a menopausal moron with no job other than badgering cats and stuffing them in her suitcases for freebie jaunts all over the country claiming it's charity work.

Howard used to be a social butterfly with his first wife and always wanted to hog a red carpet and be famous. There are plenty of photos with his wife ALISON on the Internet [hey, I've got no gag order, I can say her name] with Howard playing like he's a celebrity when he met his rarely vertical pariah who was trolling around NY claiming to be a model when she only got her comp card from a real agency after little Howie bought her one.

So what about Beth's BFF Katie Lee? Gosh, I don't know but spies are abuzz about something going on with those Sterns.

I hope all of you Beth Fans out there have a nice holiday break and a happy new year as we wait and watch to see who the Sterns can bother and badger for publicity while claiming their vacations are animal rescue missions and they get away with it.

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