Many people might know that Dame Beth-Man has been publishing commentary about Howard and Beth Stern since 2011, back when I was just known as simply Beth-Man. Throughout the years, people have come to rely upon my almost daily dose of wit and wisdom and are entertained by my photoshops or carefully constructed images as seen on the pages of this blog that you are reading right now. Recently, I have received many comments asking if I care that people have copied the style and substance of this blog and have even used a few of my photoshops and images on their little social media sites claiming to either be Dame Beth-Man or just copying from this blog. A few quotes from Oscar Wilde come to mind in relation to me and this blog: "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness." ... "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
And now, a special announcement
for all loyal fans of this blog:
for all loyal fans of this blog:
#goodbyefornow #anthrax #siriusxm
#BethSternthinksthisisarealfanpage #bethsbulbisdim
#ishowardasecretscientologist #bethfanpage
#sarahsilverman #jimmykimmel #coughcough #plugsforhoward
Nooooooo! We speak your name! Please please
ReplyDeleteCome on our show sometime! You are adored by all on our forum!
Why!!???!
ReplyDeleteDearest Dame Beth-Man, I am so sorry to hear that you are going to post fewer updates. I will continue to check every day as I have in the past because I love your blog and your humor. I wish you the best and thank you for all you have done to inform and enlighten your fans!
ReplyDeleteI for one will miss your posts although I understand that there is zero.zero going on w/ Stern and Beefus. We loved the fact that you dropped a few tidbits of inside info and called those two out as the phonies that they are & the hypocrisy that is their lives.
ReplyDeleteI for one will still be checking periodically hoping to see your witty and scathing updates.
Cheers DBM!!! :) Wish you nothing but the best & thanks for all the entertainment--Dlist
I'm going to miss you terribly. I wish you every extravagance life has to offer.
ReplyDeleteXoxo
You are revered on the Stern-centric Radio Gunk forum. A rock star! This is like losing David Bowie - or for you, Rob Zombie. I appreciate all the work you've done, the revelations you've disclosed and the editorial comments all us pissed on fans can identify with. Wishing you nothing but the best, but selfishly, I know we'd all be delighted if after you recharge your batteries, you have a desire to jump back in.
ReplyDeletePlease come back! I won't be able to go on without you. I need my dose of snark and your wonderful commentary on all that is stupid in the world, aka Beef and Wiggy. I will continue to check daily in the hopes that I will see your return.
ReplyDeleteLoved reading your writing. If you ever get published, please let your fans know. Unless you are already, in which case, thanks for this blog. It made me laugh, a lot.
ReplyDeleteThank you for all the fun & sizzle- hope to meet again- you have a wonderful "voice"- one that captured the absurdity of someone who I was a devoted fan of, who ceased to be "Everyman" long ago. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteDon't leave dame Beth man! At nights when I get super anxious and can't sleep I read your blog and forget my bullshit problems for a little bit. Your site actually brought one person some peace, calm, and laughs in the middle of anxious fits. I hope that makes you smile one time for all the times you've made me laugh! I hope nothing's wrong and the you keep up your breakneck pace of new content. We all know Howie won't.....bless you dame, take care!
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
A friend from Pittsburg
DBM - thanks for all your posts over the years calling out the antics of an evolved shock jock and his "ex-European model" wife. Hope that you return occasionally to speak the truth about the real housewife of Instagram.
ReplyDeleteHi Bethman.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even realize you had stopped writing. No wonder I haven't seen any updates from your blog lately! I hope you will get some motivation to start posting again soon. Anyway, thank you for saying what we're all thinking about Boeuf, and saying it in a sassy way.
OMG Dame Beth Man- I miss your comments so much. There was a ridiculous propaganda piece in the NY Post yesterday with those two idiots. I'm sure that old queen wrote the BS himself and paid extra so that there would no comments section. I miss your posts so much. Please come back! Please please please! http://nypost.com/2016/10/12/crazy-cat-lover-howard-stern-has-fostered-over-300-kittens/
ReplyDeleteI dont think any of the post stories allow comments unfortunately
DeleteYou nailed it when you called Emily the "High Priestess" of the Stern clan since she officiated at Debra's wedding ...
ReplyDeleteThe sadness of your absence is only circumvented by the joy of your one-day triumphant return.
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